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Song Parodies -> "There Is No Global Warming"

Original Song Title:

"There Is No Arizona"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jamie O'Neal

Parody Song Title:

"There Is No Global Warming"

Parody Written by:

Jordan Mitchell

The Lyrics

American Republicans and Democrats are always arguing. Now there is a considerable faction on the Right that truly believes "There Is No Global Warming!"
I found a web site with some long strange address,
they put out a notice,
It said that they'd found some dirty air way up high,
don't go outside or else you'll die
May, June, July, I look to the sky
it just keeps greying, but they keep saying that

There is no global warming
no expanding deserts, they keep scorning
if there was a real big problem,
then we'd surely know and we could stop 'em
but they don't exist, those lies they've told us
now wake up and find "there is no global warming".

I go to ski but there's no snow on that hill,
it's all dirt and bare grass
another sunny warm winter day in northern Maine,
everywhere its all the same,
no snow, all rain, research is the game,
I'll keep trying, but they'll keep lying that

There is no global warming
no expanding deserts, they keep scorning
if there was a real big problem,
then we'd surely know and we could stop 'em
but they don't exist, those lies they've told us
now wake up and find "there is no global warming".

Each day the liberal democrats
say there's a big problem on our backs
but all you hear is the right-wing blowin'
lies and deception, not really knowing that

There is no global warming
no expanding deserts, they keep scorning
if there was a real big problem,
then we'd surely know and we could stop 'em
but they don't exist, those lies they've told us
now wake up and find "there is no global warming".

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mac - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but the topic is well done.
Baghdad Bob - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
There is also no El Nino! No Ice in the Arctic!
Tim K. - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm more or less a Rep, but unlike most others, I'll give you a 4-3-4 anyway since one of the two or three issues I stray from the party on is the enviornment. That said, this parody wasn't too bad. It's been a long time since I've heard the original song and I remember I used to like it.
Laurence Dunne - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought global warming was good for you? :-) In other news, it has now been estimated that 5000-7000 of the 20,000 people in Europe who died last summer, died, not of heat stroke, as first thought, but of Ozone poisoning. Now if that doesn't implicate global warming, what does?
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Laurence: Only 20000 pps died in Europe last summer??? Wow, it most be much safer here than I could ever imagine, especially considering the fact that depending how many countries you count there are 400 - 500 millions of us. ;-)

And Iīm yet to see the diagnosis "ozone poisoning" outside the same tabloid contexts that think itīs a world-wide interest to tell us that David Beckhamīs been on the "Loos". :-)

Thatīs not to say that I donīt believe thereīs global warming, but we sure ainīt seeing much of it in Sweden this summer. Some of my collegues that are now on their fifth and last week of vacation are yet to see A SINGLE day of no rain. *Stops writing and contemplates building an arc*

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