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Song Parodies -> "I am a Hack"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"I am a Hack"

Parody Written by:

Benjamin Hanson

The Lyrics

Lyrics:
My life is av'rage.

(Unexplained Pause)

My life is av'rage.
It simply is.
I'm good at nothing.
I'm not a wiz.
Whenever I try anything,
Everyone just says "meh."
And that's on my better days,
I usually get "bleah."

I am a hack
I am a hack
I am a hack it's true.
I got me a record deal,
And a couple hit songs.
But the piper gets his due.
I'm less talented than you.

No I cannot dance.
I can barely sing.
I got no talent ooo-rrr anything.
I look okay on MTV2.
But so do most people
to tell the truth.

I am a hack
I am a hack
I am a hack it's true.
I got me a record deal,
And a couple hit songs.
But the piper gets his due.
I'm less talented than you.

Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa poserrrrrrrrr.

I am a hack.
I am a hack.
I am a hack, that's true.
In a couple of years I'll mowin' your lawn.
I'll be obscure at 32.
But for now I'm livin' high.
And I make teenage girls cry.

These lyrics copyright Benjamin Hanson, 2007

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Michael Pacholek - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I wouldn't trust James Blunt to mow my lawn. But I would trust you to write a parody about it.
Jason - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty good, though there was a couple of mining pacing issues. 455.
2Eagle - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
You made your point so I will get back to my stupid old Beethoven.

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