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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad Of Little Chef"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad Of Little Chef"

Parody Written by:

Martyn Mercer Uk

The Lyrics

yeah, i know a parody of ' you're beautiful' is hardly pushing the boat out but hey,i'm using a library computer and i haven't contributed to this website for 3 years. also please pronounce 'cafe' as 'caff-ay' not 'caff'. i know some people do that but tht would ruin the point wouldn't it?
my stomach's..

my stomach's rumbling,
i need a snack,
do i see twiglets,
nope, empty pack,
so i head to the cafe,
with my wallet in my hand,
so i step through the open door,
but it smells of smoke and...

it's pretty full,
it's pretty full,
it's pretty full of dudes,
across the place,
i can't find a space,
but i know what i will do,
find a seat and order food,

a bin i spy,
it's swarming with flies,
i see a seat near the guys playing the slot machine,
and i hope i don't get muggged by that sweaty guy,
oh, i see a table,
which i shall now describe,

it's like a mule,
it's like a mule,
does that sound odd to you?,
well, what i meant is,
it's got four legs,
hey, the salt shakers are blue,
sitting in this 'greasy spoon'.

la la la la
la la la la
la la la la

i need some food,
i want some food,
but you know that don't you?..

but the waitress leans down,
with a snarl on her face,
saying 'sorry love, i can't serve you',
'we shut down when you came through' ,
but please leave a tip won't you...
(c) written by James Blunt(c)new lyrics by martyn merceri thank you, plaese leave your comments and ratings below (pref. nice ones_

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P. Potter - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Beautiful job and well worth straight fives......welcome back
2Eagle - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Bad restaurants aren't beautiful.

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