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Song Parodies -> "Shirley Temple (She's Miserable)"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"Shirley Temple (She's Miserable)"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

This maybe another of my STB spoofs, but this time, the parody missile's pointed at Shirley Temple herself...
I thought you're brilliant...

(Was it too early? Oops, gotta start this all over again, never mind...)

[Verse I]
I thought you're brilliant.
I thought you're cool.
I saw you acting.
But you're a fool.
You smiled at me on the Broadway.
You were with your mom and dad.
But your blond curls need laundromats,
'Cause I've got a plan.

[Chorus]
You're full of curls, your name is Shirl.
You're mis'rable, it's true.
I saw your face in a movie place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll throw some crap at you.

[Verse II]
Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we watched her fly.
I could see from her face that she was,
On a high,
And I don't think that I liked her again,
But I had a moment that will last till the end.

[Chorus]
You're full of curls, your name is Shirl.
You're mis'rable, it's true.
I saw your face in a movie place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll throw some crap at you.

--Interlude--

You're full of curls, your name is Shirl.
You're mis'rable, it's true.
Now that Shirley Temple, gotta headbutt her face,
Now I don't know what to do with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
No more lollipops for you...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

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Norman Wanman - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I really don't know. The pacing is fine but the lyrics just doesn't seem to suit my taste. I mean, she was a great child actor. It's my taste on this song so I am sorry for not voting this song. Pacing was good though, I give you that.
2Eagle - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
That might work if you subistute Angelina Jolie and brunette curls. It isn't that I have anything against Angelina personally - it is just that I'm so sick of the way the media has all but elevated her to sainthood.
LPG-Unit - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
OK, so it wasn't the best song I've ever whiiped up, I recorded this song yesterday, hours after I wrote this thing...

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