I thought you're brilliant...

(Was it too early? Oops, gotta start this all over again, never mind...)

[Verse I]
I thought you're brilliant.
I thought you're cool.
I saw you acting.
But you're a fool.
You smiled at me on the Broadway.
You were with your mom and dad.
But your blond curls need laundromats,
'Cause I've got a plan.

[Chorus]
You're full of curls, your name is Shirl.
You're mis'rable, it's true.
I saw your face in a movie place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll throw some crap at you.

[Verse II]
Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we watched her fly.
I could see from her face that she was,
On a high,
And I don't think that I liked her again,
But I had a moment that will last till the end.

[Chorus]
You're full of curls, your name is Shirl.
You're mis'rable, it's true.
I saw your face in a movie place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll throw some crap at you.

--Interlude--

You're full of curls, your name is Shirl.
You're mis'rable, it's true.
Now that Shirley Temple, gotta headbutt her face,
Now I don't know what to do with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
No more lollipops for you...