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Song Parodies -> "I'm Russell Crowe"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Russell Crowe"

Parody Written by:

Norman Wanman

The Lyrics

Got this idea when I used a cheat on Elder Scrolls Oblivion when I had my hand to hand combat increased like a madman. I began to punch everyone that reminded me of the South Park episode "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer" which had Russell Crowe going around the world punching various people around the world, looking for a fight.Well, enjoy the song! I took about a few hours thinking how to write it and place it. If it seems off, please tell me.
My rage is growing

*punches directors face*

My rage is growing
The anger knows
My fist will lead me
To people's throat
I'm a working rage-aholic
I'm clinically angry
My rage can't stop
I really can't
Here I go again

I'm Russell Crowe
I'm Russell Crowe
I'm Russell Crowe, it's true
I was born in NZ, raised in the wild of Ozzy
I'm a mental nut, that's true
Gonna throw more phones at you

I know I can't sing
Like Seagal on a skating rink
I know I have some problems that is
Getting in fights
That I'm too temperamental
To even care 'cause
I am too violent for all human beings

I'm Russell Crowe
I'm Russell Crowe
I'm Russell Crowe, it's true
Acted as a boxer, and also a captain
For the far side of the world
I am violent mad actor

La la la
la la la la la la

*smashes drums*

I'm Russell Crowe
I'm Russell Crowe
I'm Russell Crowe, it's true
Oscar winner for, the movie Gladiator
The role that I was born for
Well my rage will never dull
Now I'm gonna smash your skull
This parody is a copyright of Norman Wanman aka Fayte aka Symphix aka eiseys. The original song is copyrighted to James Blunt.Please visit love Russell Crowe and this is not a personal flack against him. I love him and his movies but Mr. Crowe, if you are reading, I am using your rage as my topic of this parody.Do leave comments. Thank you!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 2

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Kristof Robertson - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty good, Norman...if you were to develop the story a bit, with more variation in your jokes, it would be a certified hit. 545

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