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Song Parodies -> "It's Horrible"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"It's Horrible"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

Please. Stop. Singing...
His voice is painful

His voice is painful
His lyrics poor
I saw him live once
And i'm still sore
He sang and people loved it
But that was all part of the plan
And after 7 months in the chart
It still ain't got banned

It's horrible
It's hateable
Incredible but true
I see his face
And I feel disgraced
'Cos I don't know what to do
Mother's baught the single too

Yes I saw him live
And I almost died
When I hear that damn song I just
F*cking cry
And I won't mind if i'm eternally deaf
At least I won't hear him and collapse with the stress

It's horrible
Detestable
Despicable, it's true!
If you bought this waste
Then you have no taste
And it doesn't take a sleuth
To show you James Blunt's uncouth

Bla-bla-bla-bla
Bla-bla-bla-bla
Bla-bla-bla-bla
Blaaaaaaaa!

It's horrible
Unspeakable!
Abom'nable and crude
There once was a stranger
With a loveable face
Then he thought up "I should be a muse"
But the critics wrote untruths
And the whole thing is a spoof
Check out my other parodies, found by clicking my name at the top of this page, unless of course you're James Blunt, at which case you can go to hell

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 23

Voting Breakdown

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 3   0
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Johnny D - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Heh heh, sure you're not talkin' 'bout William Hung?
Dumb Ass Kid - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Almost certain, Johnny ;)
netrek.. - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
His Song's awful.. His Song's awful It's true..
Stephen Harrington - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't know the orignal, so no vote(it must be good that I don't, huh?). Love how you tear into him, very good.
Dumb Ass Kid - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Netrek - 'Tis indeed very true // Steve - Consider yourself lucky! This is a hard song to avoid considering it's played about 5 times an hour
Stephen Harrington - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
It must take a high pain threshold to parody it, I imagine.
Blethar - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Stupid whiney army captain with the voice and mannerisms of a five-year-old boarding schooler. I HATE him. So thanks for ruining his efforts as a singer/songwriter. 5-5-5.
John Barry - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I saw this guy on "Saturday Night Live." He blows. Lyrically limp. Nice job. 5s
2Eagle - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
You could almost say the same about Dan Hill, Bruce Springsteen and Peter Gabriel - they all sound the same.
Joel Martinez - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Your mean! But nice parody anyway!555
Dumb Ass Kid - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Blethar - No Problem!.........John - Thanks..........2Eagle - Do I smell inspiration for my next parody? ;).............Joel - Thank you
Red Ant - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Good to see you back here DAK. DKTOS and I'm guessing from this well-written and funny parody I am lucky in that regard. Is it worse than "Hollaback Girl"?
Dumb Ass Kid - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Not quite, but tune into any UK radio station and you can guarantee to hear you'll hear either this or 'High' (His other, arguably worse single)
Larry Hensley - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Wonderful parody, yeah, he stinks.
Dumb Ass Kid - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Larry : )
Phil Alexander - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
So true, so true... my first Feb SOTM vote, seeing as I missed this first time around.
Dumb Ass Kid - March 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil : )
Chris Bodily TM - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm sorry, I had to take points off for your dissing James Blunt. I think this is actually a pretty good song, and I'm glad somebody can top the charts today who isn't some wannabe rapper/R&B singer/group or teenybopper. But you nailed the pacing and actually had some funny lyrics. "When I hear that damn song I just F*cking cry" was a great line, though, even if you dissed James Blunt. I was kind enough to give you a 542 vote.
Dumb Ass Kid - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought that this parody sucked overall I'm going to give it a 111 YOU CAN DO BETTER MY FRIEND!!!
Adagio - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM 06) There are so many opinions on this. I like the parody, 5's
Agrimorfee - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pretty blunt commentary. (ha!) I first heard of this guy at another message board, with the thread: "Is This Guy A Woman?" Not too far off, I guess.
Cat - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) After reading the OS lyrics I had to dock you on pacing, but I echo your sentiments. While I agree with Chris that it's nice to have a respite from Beyonce, Usher and the like, his voice is really weird and the lyrics...Oh. My. God. Makes Barry Manilow look like heavy metal, it's so dripping with disgusting sap.
Matthias - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Secound on Johnny Comment this song "It's Bangs! It Bangs!"
Max Power - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM-DKTOS-I could stilol visualize it, good.
Rex - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) But how do you really feel about James Blunt? :-) Favorite lines are "Mother's bought the single too" and the bla blas.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) SOTM - There's no guarantee that it will still be there when you (whoever you are) read this, but I found the original song here:

radio.indymedia.org/news/2005/10/7504.php
Red Ant - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hey, I heard this song on the radio the other day. I turned to my wife and said "Isn't Rod Stewart past singing crap like this?". I was making up stuff to sing over the line "You're Beautiful" like "Repetitive", "My Urinal" "Song Funeral", etc. trying desperately to get away from the repetition, since it seemed to go on forever. Thanks for parodying this, I will gladly cross it off my song hit list. Great job with the "blahs" too. I love song satire and I must say my previous vote of 5s is now definitely earned. Your bottom comment is funny too.
Total Stranger - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
YOU'RE MARRIED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Stuart McArthur - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) with a anme like Blunt, I'm already on your side DAK, and a very funny title sub, replacing "You're Beautiful" with "It's horrible"
Confission - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) sheesh, how did James Blunt ever get so popular? must have a really cool middle name, like Lituh, or Rolda, or maybe even Smohkda. nice parody
Dumb Ass Kid - March 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you for all of your votes and comments so far - much appreciated
bobpiecheese - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I had to listen to the mp3 before I could get this one. Now I never want to hear it again. PLEASE! Nice work, Dumb Ass Kid. Now it's 2 guy singers that I want to shoot: this guy and Jesse McCartney...
bobpiecheese - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Oops. that last comment was meant to be for the SOTM contest. My bad.
Dumb Ass Kid - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Bobpiecheese
Kristof Robertson - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Anyone who takes blunt down in such a remorseless way gets my eternal admiration. Respect! 555
Johnny D - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Dumb Ass Kid - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Kristof - Much appreciated, thank you! Johnny D - Cheers!
wannabemustangjockey - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Makes me glad I'm not British.
Larry Hensley - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Not to be blunt about it, but I liked it!
Arwen - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM...one of the reasons I'm so exceptionally late with this vote...(I meant to get here HOURS ago)...was that I was at a guy's house, and he was insisting that I stay and check out one more video on Yahoo music with him. For like...2 hours. Of course...you all know that I wouldn't have been coerced if I didn't think he was fabulous...but...the point of the story is that THIS OS was one of the songs we endured. And my GOSH. He's so NOT beautiful. But I don't mind the song...really.

Anyway...I can appreciate this, DAK...we've all felt this way about one song or another...=)
Anny - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice work DAK :) ! I hate James Blunt with a passion...gahhh...make that stupid song stop! Great work trashing his song. 5-5-5 for you :)
Michael Pacholek - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't know how I missed this one, but it's brilliant. I'd like to hit James with a Blunt instrument... not that any of the instruments in the OS song any good!

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