Song Parodies -> It's Horrible
| Original Song Title: | "You're Beautiful" |
| Original Performer: | James Blunt |
| Parody Song Title: | "It's Horrible" |
| Parody Written by: | Dumb Ass Kid |
Please. Stop. Singing...
His voice is painful
His voice is painful
His lyrics poor
I saw him live once
And i'm still sore
He sang and people loved it
But that was all part of the plan
And after 7 months in the chart
It still ain't got banned
It's horrible
It's hateable
Incredible but true
I see his face
And I feel disgraced
'Cos I don't know what to do
Mother's baught the single too
Yes I saw him live
And I almost died
When I hear that damn song I just
F*cking cry
And I won't mind if i'm eternally deaf
At least I won't hear him and collapse with the stress
It's horrible
Detestable
Despicable, it's true!
If you bought this waste
Then you have no taste
And it doesn't take a sleuth
To show you James Blunt's uncouth
Bla-bla-bla-bla
Bla-bla-bla-bla
Bla-bla-bla-bla
Blaaaaaaaa!
It's horrible
Unspeakable!
Abom'nable and crude
There once was a stranger
With a loveable face
Then he thought up "I should be a muse"
But the critics wrote untruths
And the whole thing is a spoof
His voice is painful
His lyrics poor
I saw him live once
And i'm still sore
He sang and people loved it
But that was all part of the plan
And after 7 months in the chart
It still ain't got banned
It's horrible
It's hateable
Incredible but true
I see his face
And I feel disgraced
'Cos I don't know what to do
Mother's baught the single too
Yes I saw him live
And I almost died
When I hear that damn song I just
F*cking cry
And I won't mind if i'm eternally deaf
At least I won't hear him and collapse with the stress
It's horrible
Detestable
Despicable, it's true!
If you bought this waste
Then you have no taste
And it doesn't take a sleuth
To show you James Blunt's uncouth
Bla-bla-bla-bla
Bla-bla-bla-bla
Bla-bla-bla-bla
Blaaaaaaaa!
It's horrible
Unspeakable!
Abom'nable and crude
There once was a stranger
With a loveable face
Then he thought up "I should be a muse"
But the critics wrote untruths
And the whole thing is a spoof
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Heh heh, sure you're not talkin' 'bout William Hung?
Almost certain, Johnny ;)
His Song's awful.. His Song's awful It's true..
I don't know the orignal, so no vote(it must be good that I don't, huh?). Love how you tear into him, very good.
Netrek - 'Tis indeed very true // Steve - Consider yourself lucky! This is a hard song to avoid considering it's played about 5 times an hour
It must take a high pain threshold to parody it, I imagine.
Stupid whiney army captain with the voice and mannerisms of a five-year-old boarding schooler. I HATE him. So thanks for ruining his efforts as a singer/songwriter. 5-5-5.
I saw this guy on "Saturday Night Live." He blows. Lyrically limp. Nice job. 5s
You could almost say the same about Dan Hill, Bruce Springsteen and Peter Gabriel - they all sound the same.
Your mean! But nice parody anyway!555
Blethar - No Problem!.........John - Thanks..........2Eagle - Do I smell inspiration for my next parody? ;).............Joel - Thank you
Good to see you back here DAK. DKTOS and I'm guessing from this well-written and funny parody I am lucky in that regard. Is it worse than "Hollaback Girl"?
Not quite, but tune into any UK radio station and you can guarantee to hear you'll hear either this or 'High' (His other, arguably worse single)
Wonderful parody, yeah, he stinks.
Thank you, Larry : )
So true, so true... my first Feb SOTM vote, seeing as I missed this first time around.
Thanks, Phil : )
I'm sorry, I had to take points off for your dissing James Blunt. I think this is actually a pretty good song, and I'm glad somebody can top the charts today who isn't some wannabe rapper/R&B singer/group or teenybopper. But you nailed the pacing and actually had some funny lyrics. "When I hear that damn song I just F*cking cry" was a great line, though, even if you dissed James Blunt. I was kind enough to give you a 542 vote.
I thought that this parody sucked overall I'm going to give it a 111 YOU CAN DO BETTER MY FRIEND!!!
(SOTM 06) There are so many opinions on this. I like the parody, 5's
(SOTM) Pretty blunt commentary. (ha!) I first heard of this guy at another message board, with the thread: "Is This Guy A Woman?" Not too far off, I guess.
(SOTM) After reading the OS lyrics I had to dock you on pacing, but I echo your sentiments. While I agree with Chris that it's nice to have a respite from Beyonce, Usher and the like, his voice is really weird and the lyrics...Oh. My. God. Makes Barry Manilow look like heavy metal, it's so dripping with disgusting sap.
Secound on Johnny Comment this song "It's Bangs! It Bangs!"
SOTM-DKTOS-I could stilol visualize it, good.
(SOTM) But how do you really feel about James Blunt? :-) Favorite lines are "Mother's bought the single too" and the bla blas.
(SOTM) SOTM - There's no guarantee that it will still be there when you (whoever you are) read this, but I found the original song here:
radio.indymedia.org/news/2005/10/7504.php
radio.indymedia.org/news/2005/10/7504.php
(SOTM) Hey, I heard this song on the radio the other day. I turned to my wife and said "Isn't Rod Stewart past singing crap like this?". I was making up stuff to sing over the line "You're Beautiful" like "Repetitive", "My Urinal" "Song Funeral", etc. trying desperately to get away from the repetition, since it seemed to go on forever. Thanks for parodying this, I will gladly cross it off my song hit list. Great job with the "blahs" too. I love song satire and I must say my previous vote of 5s is now definitely earned. Your bottom comment is funny too.
YOU'RE MARRIED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(SOTM) with a anme like Blunt, I'm already on your side DAK, and a very funny title sub, replacing "You're Beautiful" with "It's horrible"
(SOTM) sheesh, how did James Blunt ever get so popular? must have a really cool middle name, like Lituh, or Rolda, or maybe even Smohkda. nice parody
Thank you for all of your votes and comments so far - much appreciated
I had to listen to the mp3 before I could get this one. Now I never want to hear it again. PLEASE! Nice work, Dumb Ass Kid. Now it's 2 guy singers that I want to shoot: this guy and Jesse McCartney...
(SOTM) Oops. that last comment was meant to be for the SOTM contest. My bad.
Thank you, Bobpiecheese
(SOTM) Anyone who takes blunt down in such a remorseless way gets my eternal admiration. Respect! 555
(SOTM) See above!
Kristof - Much appreciated, thank you! Johnny D - Cheers!
SOTM - Makes me glad I'm not British.
(SOTM) Not to be blunt about it, but I liked it!
SOTM...one of the reasons I'm so exceptionally late with this vote...(I meant to get here HOURS ago)...was that I was at a guy's house, and he was insisting that I stay and check out one more video on Yahoo music with him. For like...2 hours. Of course...you all know that I wouldn't have been coerced if I didn't think he was fabulous...but...the point of the story is that THIS OS was one of the songs we endured. And my GOSH. He's so NOT beautiful. But I don't mind the song...really.
Anyway...I can appreciate this, DAK...we've all felt this way about one song or another...=)
Anyway...I can appreciate this, DAK...we've all felt this way about one song or another...=)
Nice work DAK :) ! I hate James Blunt with a passion...gahhh...make that stupid song stop! Great work trashing his song. 5-5-5 for you :)
I don't know how I missed this one, but it's brilliant. I'd like to hit James with a Blunt instrument... not that any of the instruments in the OS song any good!
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