Song Parodies -> You're Beertiful

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

  
Parody Song Title:

"You're Beertiful"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

Inspired by "Drink Drink Drink " by Claude Prez
My sight's not brilliant

My sight's not brilliant
I'm drunk for sure
I saw an angel
Is that for sure?
She might be the guy from Subway
She just got back from the can Now
I wanna sleep with you
Don't think you're a man

You're beertiful
You're beertiful
You're beertiful, it's
true.
I saw your face, in a drunken state
Gotta throw up on your shoe
If I want to be with you

No she's not a guy
At least not in my eyes
I can see from her face that she's Frank
-enstein's bride
I don't think this is at all a man
But when we were sleepin she just screamed like Tarzan

You're beertiful, You're beertiful
You're beertiful,it's true
I saw your face, don't spray me with mace
When I tell this now to you
You really look like a dude
AAAAAAAA –AAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAA AH!
GAAAAAAAAAH YEEEEEEEEEEEE-OWWWWWWWWWW- OW
EEYOOOOOOO-OWWWWWWWWW-ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



You're beertiful, You're beertiful
Charged like a bull, from you

When she went into my bedroom,noise all over the place
I think the bed is broken too
But it's time you heard the news
This girl was big and fat,DUDE!!
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Jack Wilson - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
CRAP I made a typo in the link, well this one;s me
Yoidy - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty funny concept, the word beertiful alone is funny. 555!
John Barry - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Blunt, on the other hand, is a gal in muffti [sic].
Jack Wilson - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Yoidy( tell Claude Prez that too), and John (LOL)
Matthias - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
You turned the Room Full Of Monkeys into a Room Full of Drunkies! Congrats!
Jack Wilson - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL thanks Matthias!!!!!
Johnny D - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
We can always count on A Room Full Of Monkeys to put things Bluntly!
Jack Wilson - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL sure can,Johnny,sure can.
2Eagle - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, good grief! Here we go again.
Jack Wilson - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL thanks 2Eagle
Spaff.com - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
"Beertiful" is such a beertiful word. Kudos to Claude for coining it, and kudos to you, Jack, for fleshing it out. With some very frightening flesh. "She just screamed like Tarzan" - heh heh.
Jack Wilson - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Spaff!!! ;LOL yeah I love that line my self
Agrimorfee - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Now you can follow up with "Beertiful Life" as an Ace Of Base parody, no? ;)
Jack Wilson - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL maybe so,Agri LOL
Johnny D - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(A)(B)eer(C)an
Drink up, Monkeys -- this Bud's for YOO-OO-OO-EE-EE-EE-AA-AA-AAAA!!!
Rick C - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-Y) This really hops! 555
Matthias - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Shee *hic* abar... heh, heh, heh... I mean *hic* above!
Michael McVey - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, you couldn't drink him/her/it up to a 10, only to a 5 :(
Arwen - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC...great idea...funny stuff, Jack!
stuart mcarthur - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(abc3y) "beertiful" is such a beertiful word Jack that you can be sure it's got a place in my vocab from now on - great stuff - 555
Mikey Squirrel - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- I love the play on words with Beertiful. A good drunken ditty.

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