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Song Parodies -> "I'm Pitiful (the emo song)"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Pitiful (the emo song)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A Parody of the James Blunt song which chronicles what James Blunt might sing if he turned emo
Im F**king hopeless

My Life is emo, Im such a joke
My Face is hideous and Im always broke
I stood there on the subway, and as I thought Id gone insane
I swore if my life got worse, Id jump in front of a train

I'm Pitiful, I'm Pitiful
I'm Pitiful It's true
My Music's Blunt, my name rhymes with C**t
Now I dont know what to do
It appears my name is true

Im talentless, and my music is shite
So I'll go home and slit my wrists tonight
Because I pray that one day I'll feel like this again
And I Hope this emotional pain never ends

I'm Pitiful, I'm Pitiful
I'm Pitiful It's true
Ive never had a date, that I didn't inflate
It's all because Im Gay
Im gonna hang myself today

I saw her Today, she was on her own
But she was busy , on her Cellphone
She said shed never be with me, I climbed up to the ridge
And contemplated whether to jump head first off the bridge

I'm Such a Joke, I'm Such a Joke
I'm Such a Joke, It's True
theres nothing more I can give....So there's just no need to live
So Its time now to decide, whether I should live or die
this is my 1st Parody for , please feel free to leave any comments about it so that I know what to improve next time...Cheers

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Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 9

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Jason - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is superb! I simply adore the line that says "My Music's Blunt, my name rhymes with C**t". So here are 555s for you. By the way, you could also adapt this parody to describe Mr 1s as well (or even Mr 0.0000001s who 1ed my parody earlier)
Frank - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
You stole this idea (and one of the lines) from Weird Al's parody of James Blunt. Shame on you.
Stretford420 - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
To be blatantly honest though, Weird Al's Parody of James Blunt is actually a poorly written song
The Parody Police - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Stretford420, your parody was indeed good. Don't worry about Frank.
Cody Slusher - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't diss Weird Al again. Or the cats on motorcycles carring a jar of deer meat will kill you. But still good parody. Have a nice day.

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