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Song Parodies -> "Immutable"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"Immutable"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics



My voice is shrillness

My voice is shrillness
My pitch can pierce
It's like a banshee's
It's something fierce
So toast to me with your goblets
To my high sounding blasts
But I know you can't drink to that
With a shattered glass

Immutable, Immutable
Immutable, oh yes
I'll crack your vase [vaz] with castrato la's
And you can clean up the mess
I could never acquiesce

Yes, I've caused more tears
Than I've bleeding ears
You can tell in my voice I'm a little queer
But I don't think I'm really meant for men
Still I'll sing a ballad that will make ladies cringe

Immutable, Immutable
Immutable, Oh poo
I'll burst eardrums with falsetto lungs
And I don't know why some boo
God made me sing like a do

Immutable, Immutable
Immutable, Oh poo
I bet there's a sled dog
In Alaska some place
Whose ears perk up when I sing my mush
But it's time you knew what's up
Dad could never make me hush




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Jack Wilson - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL this is AWESOME! 555
alvin rhodes - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
geddy lee came to mind as i read this...5s
Fitu Petaia - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
mine was betterr
2Eagle - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Aaauuugh!! Not again! Good grief! Well the Great Pumpkin gives you fives for being just plain funny.
Schadenfreudian Slip - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Fitu, shut the (blank) up. And stop one-ing other peoples parodies just because you don't like them.
The Charnstar - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like me, 5-5-5
Yoidy - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
James Blunt should've sang Stayin Alive -- 555
Inferno714 - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I like the original, but one of the funniest things in the world to me is watching someone get mocked! 555.
Spoof-Man - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
GREAT!!! The best yet...plese keep it up!!!!
Michael Pacholek - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I wish James Blunt WAS mutable! (Where are you, Tony "Statboy" Reali, now that we need you?) I wish Blunt would give us the sound of silence. Not that he would sing the song with that title, just give us the sound of silence! This might be the most blistering attack yet on him. And very much warranted. Fitu: Yours was "betterr"? First of all, no, it wasn't. Second of all, better with two Rs? What are you, Nelly? Mr. Slip: I agree, and GREAT screen name! Yoidy: I don't even like that he IS staying alive! Inferno: Especially if it's this well done.

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