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Song Parodies -> "You're Stirofoam"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"You're Stirofoam"

Parody Written by:

Josh Taylor Stingray (Featuring Kermit The Frog)

The Lyrics

This song is about Kermit the Frog.
Josh: My life is muppet...

Kermit: What, was I too late?
Josh: Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Kermit: Okay, now? Now?

My life is muppet
Your life's a puppet
You're just bad luck
You're always stuck

Your homemade Spock puppet
really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from Miss Piggy

You're Stirofoam
You're Stirofoam
You're Stirofoam
Like Me

Never had a date
That ya couldn't masturbate
And ya smell like beans
What a bummer bein' green

Well ya just can't swim
And forget a chance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Fancy Pants
But you always have a job well I mean

As long as you're still in that Disney machine

You're Stirofoam
You're Stirofoam
You're Stirofoam
Like Me

You're half dead
Eatin' cookies from your bed
While you're playin' Elmo 3
No one's greener than me

Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Kermit

You're Stirofoam
You're Stirofoam
You're Stirofoam
Like Me

Big Bird would much rather
Play house by himself

You still live with your bear and you're 43

Guess you'll never grow a bean
When it just sucks to be green

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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 4   2
 5   3

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Jack Wilson - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
WAY too much like You're Pitiful but with muppets, good idea though. and props for referencing Spaff's Superfrog parody there., Ill give you 5's for the idea
The Charnstar - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Rhyming in the wrong places, didn't stick to the pacing. Although it was alright, sorry, not great. 4-4-4

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