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Song Parodies -> "The Mr 1s"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"The Mr 1s"

Parody Written by:

Jason

The Lyrics

I absolutely hate this song. And I absolutely hate this 1s person going around. Heres a fitting song for her/him/it that will no doubt receive a triple-1 vote.
My votes are ignorant
My 1s assure
Your good parody
My 1s ensure
I bring down your high submission
I can't write a parody
But I shan't worry about that
Cause Im nobody

Im Mr 1s, Im Mr 1s
Im Mr 1s its true
I smash your score, and my 1s ensure
That you never score a 5
'Cause your scores always nosedive

Yea, your parody
As im now moody
You can see from my 1s that your score
Sinking low
And you don't think that I'll go away
But you know Im online that your score drops again

Im Mr 1s, Im Mr 1s
Im Mr 1s its true
I smash your score, and my 1s ensure
That you never score a 5
'Cause your scores always nosedive

Im Mr 1s, Im Mr 1s
Im Mr 1s its true
I smash your score, and my 1s ensure
That you never score a 5
'Cause your scores always nosedive
But its time to face my 1s
You will always fear my 1s.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2
 2
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   10
 10
 10
 

User Comments

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Jason - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
What a surprise. I have been 1ed yet again. Im not even gonna get annoyed this time as its a real pity this 1s person/sock/alien/ant/amoeba/it can only respond with his mouse clicking button on the 1 section. Shame this whoever is far too much of a coward.
2Eagle - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one. It looks like they got you again. They may be James Blunt fans.
Jason - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks 2Eagle. While I have the guts to post parodies no matter how good they are, they will get 1ed. Its a pity the 1 voter has no guts whatsoever to say WHY they are voting 1s.
Fed Up With Triple One Voters - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I wish that ignoramus would tell us why he's being so frickin mean to us. Voting straight ones on ANY parody does NOT justify ANYTHING whatsoever. He's a stupid pervert.
Michael Pacholek - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, whenever I vote a one, I always say why... unless the (expletive deleted) doesn't leave room for comments! No need to worry about that with this one. Anybody wants a five from me, a song making fun of Blunt Instrument has a pretty good shot. The question is, Jason, why would you dignify that (expletive deleted) by calling him/her/it "Mister"? (Unless you know it's a woman and are trying to say she's u-g-l-y, she ain't go no alibi, she ugly!)
Lionel Mertens - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't look at me I'm not the one. 5's
Jason - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Dear F-U-W-T-O-Vs: Totally agree with you there. Dear MP: Well the parody wouldn't scan and the pacing would be out if I had typed "Im Mr/Mrs 1s, Im Mr/Mrs 1s. Thanks anyway for your comment however. Dear LM. I never did accuse you of voting 1s you squirrel-lover, but thanks for the 5s.
Red Ant - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah, a self-fulfilling parody! Yep, everyone (almost everyone) hates this song, so you're right on there. You have to realize you were asking for an unobomb here. As I said on the messageboard, don't sweat it: everyone gets 1s. Maybe this will help you understand some of the reasons 1s are given (shameless plug):

www.amiright.com/parody/60s/bobdylan152.shtml
Mr. Critic - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
What bothers me is when they vote ones in all three categories. Even when the parody is PERFECTLY PACED like this one. That s**t needs to stop. Here's a 5-5-5 from me.
Serafina - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I hear ya...those "one" votes can be downright annoying. There's no reason why anyone should do that. You get a 5-5-5 from me.
Jason - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey Mr Critic, you alright? I completly agree with your comment. And thanks for your compliments as well. And last, but by no means least Serafina, yes they are annoying. But thanks for your comments and votes as well. Im glad there are those that do appreciate decent parodies.

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