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Song Parodies -> "Stalking you"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"Stalking you"

Parody Written by:

deckheadtottie

The Lyrics

A quick little rewrite for this old guy who keeps sending love letters to all the young ladies on our boat.
((My home is seedy))

My home is seedy,
I try to lure,
Young teenage angles,
Of that I'm sure.
I saw her on the ferry,
She increased my attention span.
But I won't go in all at once,
Or I'll end up in a police van

I'm Stalking you,
I'm Stalking you,
I'm Stalking you, it's true
And I've got your face,
all around the place
And I don't know what you'll do
when you find I'm stalking you.

I undid my fly,
And I rubbed my eye,
You could see from my face, I was, cumming high, and I
Don't think that I could touch it again,
'cause of the amount of shit that came out the end.

I'm Stalking you,
I'm Stalking you,
I'm Stalking you, it's true
And I've got your face,
all around the place
And I don't know what you'll do
when you find I'm stalking you.

La la la
la la la la la la

I'm Stalking you,
I'm Stalking you,
I'm Stalking you, it's true
There must be a law for this kind of disgrace,
But I really thought I could be with you.

But it's time to face the truth,
The police have all the proof.
deckheadtottie.newgrounds.com

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Gavin Wilkinson - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
LMAO!!!...lol the funniest James blunt parody out of the 72 i ve read....lol...funny line was "She increased my attention span."....awww man,...5s across the board
2Eagle - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I can't give you fives for humor, but that is a good warning.
TFIIB - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
5-5-5 And once again, I am the sixth person to vote today and gave all fives. Anyway this is really funny, meets the pacing well and deserves all 10s. This reminds me of Creeping on Delilah.

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