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Song Parodies -> "Your Abomible"

Original Song Title:

"Your Beatiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"Your Abomible"

Parody Written by:

Will John

The Lyrics

This explains a date with a humungous woman!
My life is miserable.

My life is miserable.
My love is bright.
I saw a monster .
On our date night .
She smiled at me
She was huge as King Kong.
I would regret to sing this sorry song


You're abomible.You're abomible.
You're abomible, it's true.
I saw your face it was ten ft. in the air ,
I had to kiss it from 20 flights of stair ,
For the fact I say,
Life surely does pay
But I don't really care.

As I walked on by.
passed the huge girl,
I think I might cry
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a date that lasted in....

You're abomible. You're abomble.
You're abomble, it's true.
I saw your face ten ft in the air,
I had to kiss it from 20 flights of stair
For the fact I say
life really does pay
But I don't care

You're abomible. You're abomible.
You're abomible, it's true.
As I walked on by.
passed the huge girl
I think I might cry
And I don't think I will see that girl again
until the end................... Maybe!
Thank you !

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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2Eagle - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny subject that all of us can relate to. If you were a woman your lament would be a nerd of a wolf - don't get me started. 5's for humor, but a 3 for pacing however, it may not matter with this song.
J - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I heard you sing this at school for days,and it turned out sweet!
Ann Hammond - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
If you ever saw me I'd look like a dawrf.

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