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Song Parodies -> "Im Fat Azz Hell"

Original Song Title:

"Youre Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"Im Fat Azz Hell"

Parody Written by:

Gavin Wilkinson

The Lyrics

Being fat is a pain in the A^*
"I'm Fat az hell"

I weigh four hundred .

I weigh four hundred.
Might weigh some more.
I crushed an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
I sat on her in the subway.
She was flattened like a pan.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got diet plans.

I'm fat az hell. I'm fat else helll.
I'm fat az hell, it's true.
I saw a cake in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
Because I can not get through.

Yeah, it caught my eye,
A Sweet apple pie.
you could see from my waist that I was.
about to die,
And I don't think that I'll lose weight again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

I'm fat az hell. I'm fat az hell.
I'm fat az hell, it's true.
I A ate a cake in a crowded place,
And I do not want more food,
My waist line just broke through.

I'm fat az hell. I'm fat az hell.
I'm fat az hell, it's true.
There must be a devil with a smile on its face,
When he thought up of take-out Chinese food.
But it's time to face the truth,
I weigh a lot more than you.

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2Eagle - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Ha - it' too bad you flattened her before you got a chance to get to know her.

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