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Song Parodies -> "Inflatable"

Original Song Title:

"You;re Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Yep It's Me Im back ,youll see some more parodies from mew later in the year so watch out!
My girlfriend's brilliant
My girlfriend's brilliant
Yes I am sure
But your girlfriend is
Helium full All the girls at our school they
They'd prefer another man
I gotta tell you something; bout
Your girlfriend, yeah, man
She's inflatable
She's inflatable

She's inflatable for you
Got a balloon sized face, and you named her Kate
And whenever I see her
I laugh my ass off at you
Yeah, you took her to
The homecoming dance.
You both went on a date, bet it was
Helium romance
And when you open a geeky new store
You'll put her in front as a distraction
She's inflatabale, inflatable
Inflatable, you goof
You took her to school
And she made you drool
And I bet you have sex too
And I hope she pops real soon
Ha ha ha
ha In-fla-ta-ble
Inflatable, inflatable
Inflatable, you'd screw
You better get a girlfriend real soon now
Like me, your still a senior in high school
But then youll rename her Ruth
And use her in the swimming pool
2006 Jack "Local Celebrity"Wilson

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 12

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 4   5
 5   3

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Yet Another Dutchman - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't get it, but that doesn't mean I don't like it. So I voted a very neutral-seeming 333. I was caught between confusion and delight of the absurd, so I still thank you for the experience.
bob82 - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
it couldve been better 444 - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Hi, Jack "Local Celebrity" Wilson. You're getting better at this, and please understand that I'm not saying that because this piece is more "adult." I always enjoy your title concepts and you're getting better at sustaining the humor through the entire parody. I really like "inflatable" as a substitute for "you're beautiful," especially as a sub for the whole phrase and not just for the word "beautiful." I would suggest additional proofreading before you hit "submit" - that would ensure that all your line and paragraph breaks are in the right place so that your readers can see that your parody's flow matches the original's. But enough advice. Funny stuff. And the couplet "homecoming dance" and "helium romance" is grrrreat.
The Charnstar - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
It was funny, but Iwas having a tad bit of fun with the pacing, and it could've been better, but I gotta say, brilliant Idea,5-5-4
Meriadoc - August 27, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but a funny read.
Jack Wilson - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Yet Antoher Dutchman: LOL,thanks Spaff: Tahnks for the advice! Yeah I know some of it wss off probably, as I sang it, but without the orignal song playing in the background, cause I hate it Charnstar: Thanks! Hmm yeah maybe I could been better Merry: Thanks and BE LUCKY YOU DKTOS
The Charnstar - September 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) As above
wannabemustangjockey - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pacing could be better, but considering how BAD the OS is, I'll cut you some slack.
Agrimorfee - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yeah, like Spaff said, an improvement.
Matthias - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't think the orignal song is that bad............ (see the angry mob start to form)... But this parody wasn't that bad either
Chris Bodily TM - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Why do people hate James Blunt? He's one of the best singers out there today, which isn't saying much, though. This song was hilarious. The only thing that hurt it was the poor formatting, and pacing issues. Other than that, I would have rated it fives. 344
Cat - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yeah...the formatting was really hard to follow, and the pacing was iffy in places. But other than that, it was really funny. Nice job.
Tim Mayfield - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - Hmm, I like the OS more than this parody, but that's not saying much. The OS is brilliant as a classic way of saying: "in my mind you're mine but I just got an epiphany and I'm an idiot" kind of song. Oh, and there were some fantastic lines in this parody as well. I think I enjoyed that it was looked at by more than one angle which is difficult to do.
Johnny D - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Funny idea! Keep writing and submitting parodies, Jack.
Rick C - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yes, funny idea but, your girlfriend here is an airhead. 444
bobpiecheese - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ooch. I like the way you put up with that awful OS...but the end product could've used a bit more spit polish. Particularly the set out...and the main chorus line...and the rhyming in a few bits, but that's probably the fault of the setting out.
Jack Wilson - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks again Chranstar and thanks Agrimorfee,Matthias,Tim, Cat,Johnny, Rick and bobpiecheese and Chris!
Michael McVey - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Seriously, does anyone do this IRL? As for the guy, I know American girls are picky and in spite of that they make bad relationship choices (drunks, drug users, gang members, etc.) Maybe he should come to Central or South America instead of getting an inflatable girl. More girls available here, and unlike their sisters in Texas they actually tend to like "gringos". Guess it's because all the Latin guys already crossed the Rio Grande? The parody was good, btw. --MM
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - And two years down the line, this is what happens: :-)
Stuart McArthur - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Inflatable as a sub for You're beautiful was the masterstroke here, Jack - helium romance was very good too - 555
Kristof Robertson - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Definitely a step up for you, Jack..but poor proofreading detracts from the overall sheen of the parody. However, the humour is certainly reaching new heights. 455
Jack Wilson - September 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter,Stu and Kristof! and Michael! Hmmm does someone do that, hmm maybe the "YOure Pitiful"guy Weird Al tlaks about in the song
Jeff Reuben - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Some pacing issues, but overall very funny. Well done! I'll check out your Bon Jovi parody in a few...
Jack Wilson - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff! and alright!
Jack Wilson - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh and when you do go to this one That one has the correct title
bob - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
uhhh, crappy rhymes, crappy jokes, yeh this song SUCKS!!!

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