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Song Parodies -> "Mel Drank too Much"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"Mel Drank too Much"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

He got arrested.

He got arrested,
He drove too fast.
He's making millions -
But will that last?
He's making many movies -
But he has a one track mind,
And it looks as if his reputation -
Is on the line.

Mel drank too much,
Mel drank too much,
The Smokey Bears-
Knew well.
The cops knew well -
That charming Mel -
Had that certain telltale smell.
Mel landed in a cell.

He thought he'd load -
On what he could hold.
One for every babe and one -
More for the road.
He took off in his fancy car -
Then came the Paddy van.
His pickled mind couldn't tell -
Asian from Aryan.

Mel drank too much,
Mel drank too much,
Mel drank too much,
It's true.
His alcohol,
And vitriol -
Always make him dump on Jews.
I think his career is through.

Oy, oy vay, oy, oy vay
Oy, oy vay, oy, oy vay
Oy, oy, oy oy vay es mir!

Mel drank too much,
Mel drank too much,
The cops gave out -
The news.

He's a closet Nazi -
With Old Glory as a ruse.
He came out because of the booze.

So he'll have to get a clue -
Mel just offends the Jews.

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AFW - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
A good tell-all Mel-all
John Barry - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved the alcohol-vitriol rhyme--and the whole parody. A touch of irony: Mel apparently is a big Three Stooges fan, but the Stooges were Jewish.
alvin rhodes - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
love it
Spoof-Man - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved it 2Egal, better then mine with the "Cute" part, hu!! LOL!!!
Stuart McArthur - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Mel has become God's gift to parodists - he's already had 200 lashes - 555
Kristof Robertson - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Just when I'd had enough of "you're Beautiful" parodies, you drop this little beaut! 555
The Charnstar - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Best parody of this song EVER! All fives
2Eagle - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you Charnstar, Kristof, Stuart, Spoof, Alvin, John and AFW.
Johnny D - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Neither James Blunt nor Mel Gibson can escape the keyboards of AmIRight! 555!

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