He got arrested.

He got arrested,
He drove too fast.
He's making millions -
But will that last?
He's making many movies -
But he has a one track mind,
And it looks as if his reputation -
Is on the line.

Mel drank too much,
Mel drank too much,
The Smokey Bears-
Knew well.
The cops knew well -
That charming Mel -
Had that certain telltale smell.
Mel landed in a cell.

He thought he'd load -
On what he could hold.
One for every babe and one -
More for the road.
He took off in his fancy car -
Then came the Paddy van.
His pickled mind couldn't tell -
Asian from Aryan.

Mel drank too much,
Mel drank too much,
Mel drank too much,
It's true.
His alcohol,
And vitriol -
Always make him dump on Jews.
I think his career is through.

Oy, oy vay, oy, oy vay
Oy, oy vay, oy, oy vay
Oy, oy, oy oy vay es mir!

Mel drank too much,
Mel drank too much,
The cops gave out -
The news.

He's a closet Nazi -
With Old Glory as a ruse.
He came out because of the booze.

So he'll have to get a clue -
Mel just offends the Jews.