I feel exhilarant
She's bald and short
She gnaws a bagel
she gives a snort
I see her at the Subway
Her face is pretty bland
She dresses like a sewer rat
so I drain the can.

You're suitable
You're suitable
You're suitable, it's true
Got a female face, breasts in the right place
and I guess that's gonna do
Cause I drank enough to spew

So I belched a 'hi'
and I felt real fly
Cause I bought lots of courage from the liquor guy
and I don't think I can offend
when my hand gropes toward her cute rear end

You're suitable
You're suitable
You're suitable, it's true
Cause I'm off my face, want a warm embrace
And I'm thinkin' that you'll do
but before that-where's the loo?
La la la la (belch) ooh la la

You're suitable
You're suitable
You're suitable, c'mere, you!
Then a can of mace sprays into my face
and I find she knows kung fu
so I run for katmandu