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Song Parodies -> "You're Suitable"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"You're Suitable"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

Hi to all who remember me. I realised I haven't posted one for a year or so, so I thought I'd swing by again. Good to see a few faces I know still going strong.These days I write fiction. I thought this song would be the new "complicated", but couldn't find a 'suitable' that had already been done.
I feel exhilarant
She's bald and short
She gnaws a bagel
she gives a snort
I see her at the Subway
Her face is pretty bland
She dresses like a sewer rat
so I drain the can.

You're suitable
You're suitable
You're suitable, it's true
Got a female face, breasts in the right place
and I guess that's gonna do
Cause I drank enough to spew

So I belched a 'hi'
and I felt real fly
Cause I bought lots of courage from the liquor guy
and I don't think I can offend
when my hand gropes toward her cute rear end

You're suitable
You're suitable
You're suitable, it's true
Cause I'm off my face, want a warm embrace
And I'm thinkin' that you'll do
but before that-where's the loo?
La la la la (belch) ooh la la

You're suitable
You're suitable
You're suitable, c'mere, you!
Then a can of mace sprays into my face
and I find she knows kung fu
so I run for katmandu

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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Stuart McArthur - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL - loved the ending Steve - 555 - and yes, it truly is the new "Complicated"
Rex - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody is much more than suitable. LOL!
John Barry - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Great title and parody.
alvin rhodes - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
quite the love
Phil Alexander - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Hi, Steve - us old-timers'll still remember you :-) Very funny: you sure these aren't the original lyrics?
Lionel Mertens - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I sees you knows poetry and prose. There's a place for you here. If you'd only stay for a while. Welcome back. 5's - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome back, Stevenagh. Great stuff.
2Eagle - July 29, 2006 - Report this comment
That should get you into the 400.
Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Hope I'm not the only one who ended up feeling so sorry for the person who's perspective this parody's written from. 555

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