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Song Parodies -> "A Pedophile"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"A Pedophile"

Parody Written by:

Nick Joos

The Lyrics

I can say/ type a funny word! cooter. girth. pepto bismol
A Pedophile

I love the children
I love the children
I want to score
I saw an angel
At the age of four
Her mother was on the subway
She was holding her hand
I won't lose them
Search all night
"Cause I've got a plan
A pedophile
A pedophile
A pedophile, that's me
Her name was Grace
I didn't leave a trace
I'm happy with what I do
"Cause my love for kids is true
Yeah, my second try
Was not as fine
The mom saw from my face
That I like
I'll make sure that I see her again
Because she had a daughter that wasn't older than ten
A pedophile
A pedophile
A pedophile, that's me
She was wearing lace
But the mom had mace
Now I don't know what to do
Now that I am screwed
La la la la la la la
A pedophile
A pedophile
A pedophile, that's me
The first little angel
Put a smile on my face
But I got screwed trying on number two
But it's time to face the truth
I think my life is through

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 15

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Agrimorfee - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Er, this tread over a line methinks, enough for me to suggest to the webmaster to delete this. It won't happen, but I still don't like this very much.
ihateagrimorfee - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Methinks you should shut the hell up Agrimorfee.
Stretford420 - November 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I personally don't find this sort of sick humour anything like being funny in absolutely any way at all. This whole song was written in bad taste.
Robert J. Pagliaro - November 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Comedy is not always pretty but censorship is downright dangerous to a free society. It may not be my taste in humor but it should not be deleted. (Besides, I think that we get the First Amendment back in January.) Sorry, can't vote as I don't know the original song.
Stone Boy - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Stretford420: Your mom was written in bad taste. She said I tasted good though.
Reality - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
This song isn't funny, it's absolutely disgusting. . .Anyone who finds it funny has a sick sense of humor. Pedofilia is a disease, one that torments it's victims and results in otherwise good people doing inrepairable damage to innocent children, there is nothing funny about it. Pedafiles can't be left on the streets because of their disease, but it is a disease and it's one that because their is no real cure for (and most aren't caught) will continue to plague society. . .then there's the fact that we list non-pedafiles on some website alongside actual pedafiles, then we can' protect children from them (and help the pedafiles avoid relapse at the same time) This is a very serious issue-and not one that should be joked about. There are individual cases that are funny on the topic, but in general this is not something that should be joked about.
Reality Sucks! - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, Reality, Ever Heard The Phrase "Reality Sucks". You Are A Prime Example. It Is a JOKE!!! Anyone Who Takes this serious has two reasons for being mad. 1. You are a Pedophile Yourself (Yes, it is "PH", not "F"!) 2. You were sexualy abused as a kid I now will give a shoutout to all those Pedophiles out there: "You need to swallow a piece of lead and wash it down with some nice, refreshing anti-freeze. You are a sick freak!
Stone Boy's Friend - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, I had a piece of Stetford420's mom too. If frog legs taste like chicken, then she tasted like a New York Strip Steak with sauteed onions and A1 sauce. I'm still lickin' my lips
Reality - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Sure, shows what you know about peadafiles. . .It is spelled differently in different parts of the world, life doesn't revolve around you. . .your music is in horid taste, says nothing truthful about pedafilia and is in complete disregard for the real problem which is preventing pedafilia. . .and no I'm not a pedafile nor was I abused, but I've seen the TWELVE YEAR OLDS on the Delaware state registry for having sex with a minor under 16. . .THEY ARE UNDER 16 THEMSELVES. . .learn the whole case before you open your pie hole
Reality Still Sucks! - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
...But Thank you for saying pie. Now I'm hungry. I'm already fat enough. Now to the point: Delaware isn't a real state. It is just Pennsylvania's retarded little cousin. And furthermore, you are right about the pedaphiles being freaks. I hate them and I hope they die. I want to call a truce and stop our bickering. Just because I am right about the spelling of Pedaphile doesn't mean you can keep insulting me. I have feelings. I don't actually like the parody, but it's just a joke, and if you can accept that, I will have no reason to be mad. People joke about the war in Iraq or Illegal immigration and hispanics. Those are sensitive topics, but people who have an open sense of humor like it. Like you, I think pedaphalia is a terrible disorder and despise the freaks who do it. I just like to joke sometimes. Is that a crime? PEACE OUT!!!!!!
Reality - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I'll accept truce under one condition. . .you admit that children don't belong on the registry and that 18-20 year olds who have sex with their barely underage girlfriends/boyfriends in high school don't belong on the list next to the sick pedaphiles (there see--I spelt it the way you like). . .and I can accept it as a joke sure, I still don't like it, but let it be, sure.
Reality is Good Now - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Children don't need to to be on the list. I agree with you 100%. As long as the two partners having the sex agree it wasn't rape, I don't think it should matter what age you are (obviously there still are restrictions). I appreciate your acceptance that the word is spelled that way. You may also be right, I don't know. I bet you are. This is a sick joke and the topic is very sensitive, but I also appreciate you're looking at it as a joke now. I appoligize for accusing you of being a pedophile, That was uncalled for. Now Refer to the second comment you posted. At the end of the second line, I couldn't help but notice you spelled "horrid" wrong. There are two R's. Unless it is spelled differently in other countries. Hey, just messin' with ya'. God Bless.
Reality - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Truce then:) and horrid was probably because I was typing to fast and using the darn IE instead of Fox or Opera. . .God Bless you too.
drpepper - July 18, 2009 - Report this comment
god why is everyone taking this so seriosly its a song for christ sake i personally think this is hilarious

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