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Song Parodies -> "Those Weenie Songs"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"Those Weenie Songs"

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The Lyrics

"Weenie Song" is a term coined by a certain newspaper columnist that refers to highly emotional songs that are usually sung by men. I have noticed that they always have hoarse voices and sound as if they are in pain. Maybe it is one man who uses different names - Kenny Rogers aka Dan Hill aka James Blunt.
I think he's clueless.

I think he's clueless,
And overwrought -
Thinks he's romantic,
Who thinks he's hot?
His song is on the top ten,
Yet it is nothing new -
Same old tunes and words reclaimed,
From treacly goo.

Those weenie songs,
Those weenie songs,
Those weenie songs,
That sell.
Those sincere odes,
With saccharine modes,
Have such a hypnotic spell -
Although critics think they smell.

The latest song,
I hear everywhere,
No matter where I turn,
It's on the air.
It's embedded in our minds -
We just can't get away -
They played it at the Boston Pops,
Independence Day!

Those weenie songs,
Those weenie songs,
Those weenie songs -
There's more.
Men will compose,
Poesy and prose,
They think women want to hear.
They will keep bending ears.

Wo - ohh, wo - ohh, wo - ohh
Wo - ohh, wo - ohh, wo - ohh
Wo - oh - oh, wo - ohhhhhhh

Those weenie songs,
Those weenie songs -
They make the world
Go 'round.
They keep making money,
Because tastes never change,
So stupid songs always abound.

If you can't lick them, join them -
What goes 'round comes around!

I don't feel too well. Will somebody please give me an aspirin?

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Lionel Mertens - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Way to roast this weenie. 5's
Paul Robinson - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't know the OS here at all...but I had to look since one of my entries today was about "Weinie's" of a certain kind. Good story/read.
alvion rhodes - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
extra credit for 'treacly goo"
Michael Pacholek - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Five doses of Aleve.
MrMacphisto - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL... thank you... 5-5-5

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