Song Parodies -> The Cat Hotel
| Original Song Title: | "You're Beautiful" |
| Original Performer: | James Blunt |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Cat Hotel" |
| Parody Written by: | 2Eagle |
Ode to a local landmark.
I think it's heaven.
I think it's heaven,
It's my dream job.
So many angels,
Make my heart throb.
Their pictures haunt my memory,
Though they own other men.
They keep coming back to me -
Every weekend.
The Cat Hotel!
The Cat Hotel!
The Cat hotel -
My work!
A sweet career,
Fulfillment here -
Along with a myriad of perks.
Kitties! Nuzzling at my neck.
I leave the house -
Alas, my Siamese -
But when I arrive at work,
It's more pussies.
Oh, to be owned by many cats -
Those purring balls of fluff.
They are just like peanuts -
You can't get enough!
The Cat Hotel!
The Cat Hotel!
The Cat Hotel -
It's swell!
Their pretty faces,
Their feline graces -
Always make me want to kvell.
Precious, at the Cat Hotel!
Me-ow, me-ow, me-ow
Me-ow, me-ow, me-ow
Pu-rr, pu-rr, puuuurrrrrrr.....
The Cat Hotel!
The Cat Hotel!
The Cat Hotel -
My day!
Cleaning every catbox,
And hairballs off the rug -
I would have it no other way!
I just want to spend my life,
Kitty, with you every day!
I think it's heaven,
It's my dream job.
So many angels,
Make my heart throb.
Their pictures haunt my memory,
Though they own other men.
They keep coming back to me -
Every weekend.
The Cat Hotel!
The Cat Hotel!
The Cat hotel -
My work!
A sweet career,
Fulfillment here -
Along with a myriad of perks.
Kitties! Nuzzling at my neck.
I leave the house -
Alas, my Siamese -
But when I arrive at work,
It's more pussies.
Oh, to be owned by many cats -
Those purring balls of fluff.
They are just like peanuts -
You can't get enough!
The Cat Hotel!
The Cat Hotel!
The Cat Hotel -
It's swell!
Their pretty faces,
Their feline graces -
Always make me want to kvell.
Precious, at the Cat Hotel!
Me-ow, me-ow, me-ow
Me-ow, me-ow, me-ow
Pu-rr, pu-rr, puuuurrrrrrr.....
The Cat Hotel!
The Cat Hotel!
The Cat Hotel -
My day!
Cleaning every catbox,
And hairballs off the rug -
I would have it no other way!
I just want to spend my life,
Kitty, with you every day!
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This is very bunny ranchy...and I sympathize with you, it's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it..
sounds like a fun place
I'm glad you found the purrfect job. 5's
oh, for a job surrounded by nuzzling kitties - 555 - (this OS has become an amiright plaything)
Well, some songs invite parodies - especilly the ones that get stuck in your mind.
MEOW! 555!
ha this was awesome... 5s all round!
Well, it seems that Poomaster commented on a parody that has nothing to do with his favourite subject. That's a good sign.
Hey!!!! That was MY job! Had to quit 'cause I can't climb the stairs any more. I miss all the kitties dreadfully; especially little Pumpkin, a permanent "guest."
(2Eagle is my sister....tee-hee!)
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