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Song Parodies -> "The Cat Hotel"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"The Cat Hotel"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

Ode to a local landmark.
I think it's heaven.

I think it's heaven,
It's my dream job.
So many angels,
Make my heart throb.
Their pictures haunt my memory,
Though they own other men.
They keep coming back to me -
Every weekend.

The Cat Hotel!
The Cat Hotel!
The Cat hotel -
My work!
A sweet career,
Fulfillment here -
Along with a myriad of perks.
Kitties! Nuzzling at my neck.

I leave the house -
Alas, my Siamese -
But when I arrive at work,
It's more pussies.
Oh, to be owned by many cats -
Those purring balls of fluff.
They are just like peanuts -
You can't get enough!

The Cat Hotel!
The Cat Hotel!
The Cat Hotel -
It's swell!
Their pretty faces,
Their feline graces -
Always make me want to kvell.
Precious, at the Cat Hotel!

Me-ow, me-ow, me-ow
Me-ow, me-ow, me-ow
Pu-rr, pu-rr, puuuurrrrrrr.....

The Cat Hotel!
The Cat Hotel!
The Cat Hotel -
My day!
Cleaning every catbox,
And hairballs off the rug -
I would have it no other way!

I just want to spend my life,
Kitty, with you every day!

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AFW - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
This is very bunny ranchy...and I sympathize with you, it's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it..
alvin rhodes - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
sounds like a fun place
Lionel Mertens - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm glad you found the purrfect job. 5's
Stuart McArthur - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
oh, for a job surrounded by nuzzling kitties - 555 - (this OS has become an amiright plaything)
2Eagle - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, some songs invite parodies - especilly the ones that get stuck in your mind.
poomaster - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
MEOW! 555!
paula miconas silos miconas - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
ha this was awesome... 5s all round!
Anon - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, it seems that Poomaster commented on a parody that has nothing to do with his favourite subject. That's a good sign.
exhoicat - July 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey!!!! That was MY job! Had to quit 'cause I can't climb the stairs any more. I miss all the kitties dreadfully; especially little Pumpkin, a permanent "guest." (2Eagle is my sister....tee-hee!)

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