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Song Parodies -> "I'm Fat As Hell"

Original Song Title:

"Yore Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Fat As Hell"

Parody Written by:

Gavin Wilkinson

The Lyrics

This is a song for all mcdonald lovers
I weigh four hundred .

I weigh four hundred.
Might weigh some more.
I crushed an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
I sat on her in the subway.
She was flattened like a pan.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got diet plans.

I'm fat az hell. I'm fat else helll.
I'm fat az hell, it's true.
I saw a cake in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
Because I can not get through.

Yeah, it caught my eye,
A Sweet apple pie.
you could see from my waist that I was.
about to die,
And I don't think that I'll lose weight again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

I'm fat az hell. I'm fat az hell.
I'm fat az hell, it's true.
I A ate a cake in a crowded place,
And I do not more food,
My waist line just broke through.

I'm fat az hell. I'm fat az hell.
I'm fat az hell, it's true.
There must be a devil with a smile on its face,
When he thought up of take-out Chinese food.
But it's time to face the truth,
I weigh a lot more than you.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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 3   1
 4   1
 5   3

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Red Ant - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome to the "You're Beatiful" club, membership now over 40 and growing. I detest McD's, but since you didn't mention them in the parody you get full marks.
Kristof Robertson - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Too many of the original lines to earn you full 5s, Gavin, but a sound effort nonetheless. 544. And Red Ant; "You're BEATiful"? That sounds rude...;-)
2Eagle - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment
You should go to the Hollywood Farmer's market where you can get tofu cheesecake. It's as tasty as the real thing and healthier.
Dylan Baranski - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
"Yore" Beautiful!? Well, yore is beautiful, but that's not the correct title of the original song.

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