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Song Parodies -> "Vanilla Coke"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"Vanilla Coke"

Parody Written by:

The Heretic

The Lyrics

im probably the only one who thought this, but here goes...
this coke so brilliant.

this coke is brilliant,
it tastes so pure,
it may as well be,
a cancer cure,
im riled when i cannot find it,
in my local corner shop,
its the divine ambrosia,
howcan you call it pop?

vanilla coke,
vanilla coke,
its beautiful, its true,
too good to waste,
cos i caught a taste,
and now i dont know what to do,
cos im addicted to you,

my entire weeks pay,
in my wallet it wont stay,
cos i need that sweet flavour,
i need, 25 a day,
i think that i, need the AA
cos,
i robbed the local of six gallons today.

vanilla coke,
vanilla coke,
its beautiful, its true,
too good to waste,
cos i caught a taste,
and now i dont know what to do,
cos im addicted to you,

(nahnahnahnahnah....)

vanilla coke,
vanilla coke,
its beautiful, its true,
now the factory workers, have a smile on there face,
cos ive sent all their kids to college,

time for me to leave, make tracks,
cos im gonna drink six packs.


(well, i prefer diet anyway...enjoy)

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KmartFreak - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
The story of my life.....555.
the random mayhem - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Vanilla Coke is so nice!!! lol...cool parody, chek my J Blunt parody out please... Youre Hideous....no im not callin u ugly lol its the parodies name

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