Song Parodies -> Vanilla Coke

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

  
Parody Song Title:

"Vanilla Coke"

Parody Written by:

The Heretic

im probably the only one who thought this, but here goes...
this coke so brilliant.

this coke is brilliant,
it tastes so pure,
it may as well be,
a cancer cure,
im riled when i cannot find it,
in my local corner shop,
its the divine ambrosia,
howcan you call it pop?

vanilla coke,
vanilla coke,
its beautiful, its true,
too good to waste,
cos i caught a taste,
and now i dont know what to do,
cos im addicted to you,

my entire weeks pay,
in my wallet it wont stay,
cos i need that sweet flavour,
i need, 25 a day,
i think that i, need the AA
cos,
i robbed the local of six gallons today.

vanilla coke,
vanilla coke,
its beautiful, its true,
too good to waste,
cos i caught a taste,
and now i dont know what to do,
cos im addicted to you,

(nahnahnahnahnah....)

vanilla coke,
vanilla coke,
its beautiful, its true,
now the factory workers, have a smile on there face,
cos ive sent all their kids to college,

time for me to leave, make tracks,
cos im gonna drink six packs.


(well, i prefer diet anyway...enjoy)
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KmartFreak - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
The story of my life.....555.
the random mayhem - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Vanilla Coke is so nice!!! lol...cool parody, chek my J Blunt parody out please... Youre Hideous....no im not callin u ugly lol its the parodies name

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