My life is brutal
My love is cruel
I hope this doesn't
Get around school

It shrank back like a turtle
Frightened by a hand
I won't lose hope, but now I don't
Feel like a man

I'm impotent, I'm impotent
I'm impotent, it's true
Can't perform in bed, it's all in my head
Tho' I really want to
It's something I can't do

Yes, I had to lie
When she asked me why
I couldn't look at her face
As I apologized
And I don't think that I'll see her again
But as we drove back, I said
"Please don't tell your friends"

I'm impotent, I'm impotent
I'm impotent, it's true
I can't get it up, but I won't give up
There's nothing I won't do
I'll even take Big Blue

I'm impotent, I'm impotent
I'm impotent, it's true
I wished that an angel would fly me out of this place,
So then I wouldn't have to face you

But now it's time to face the truth
I think I need Big Blue