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Song Parodies -> "My Life is Brutal (I'm Impotent)"

Original Song Title:

"My Life is Brilliant (You're Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"My Life is Brutal (I'm Impotent)"

Parody Written by:

Aint Got Time For The Game

The Lyrics

This song is about performance anxiety. Any young guy who has experienced this humilating experience can relate.
My life is brutal
My love is cruel
I hope this doesn't
Get around school

It shrank back like a turtle
Frightened by a hand
I won't lose hope, but now I don't
Feel like a man

I'm impotent, I'm impotent
I'm impotent, it's true
Can't perform in bed, it's all in my head
Tho' I really want to
It's something I can't do

Yes, I had to lie
When she asked me why
I couldn't look at her face
As I apologized
And I don't think that I'll see her again
But as we drove back, I said
"Please don't tell your friends"

I'm impotent, I'm impotent
I'm impotent, it's true
I can't get it up, but I won't give up
There's nothing I won't do
I'll even take Big Blue

I'm impotent, I'm impotent
I'm impotent, it's true
I wished that an angel would fly me out of this place,
So then I wouldn't have to face you

But now it's time to face the truth
I think I need Big Blue

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Michael Pacholek - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Is this song autobiographical, Mr. Blunt?

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