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Song Parodies -> "I'm Fat Az Hell"

Original Song Title:

"Youre Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Fat Az Hell"

Parody Written by:

Gavin Wilkinson

The Lyrics

Imagine if james Blunt's middle name was is-smohkina
"I'm Fat az hell"

I weigh four hundred .

I weigh four hundred.
Might weigh some more.
I crushed an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
I sat on her in the subway.
She was flattened like a pan.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got diet plans.

I'm fat az hell. I'm fat else helll.
I'm fat az hell, it's true.
I saw a cake in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
Because I can not get through.

Yeah, it caught my eye,
A Sweet apple pie.
you could see from my waist that I was.
about to die,
And I don't think that I'll lose weight again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

I'm fat az hell. I'm fat az hell.
I'm fat az hell, it's true.
I A ate a cake in a crowded place,
And I do not more food,
My waist line just broke through.

I'm fat az hell. I'm fat az hell.
I'm fat az hell, it's true.
There must be a devil with a smile on its face,
When he thought up of take-out Chinese food.
But it's time to face the truth,
I weigh a lot more than you.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Michael Pacholek - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I hate the OS so much that any parody worth its salt is gonna get a five from me. But this one gets it on merit, and, besides, I love food/overeating parodies. This one is worth its weight in gold. So a five-course meal it is.
LucidLupin - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Hate the OS same as Michael (and many others) - good parody ;) 5s
Larry Hensley - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
A whole lot better than the original, 555 lbs.
brittany - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
ok and if u r who i think....u said mine was a waste?? lol good job
d - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
dat song is da shit i love it
helga - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
*knee-slap* Great pacing and really hilarious!

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