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Song Parodies -> "I'm Emotional"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Emotional"

Parody Written by:

Michael Arkof

The Lyrics

My life is a train wreck.

My life's a train wreck.
Love was the train.
I saw a goddess.
Feelings and pain.
She winked at me on the subway.
Or maybe it was at her man.
Candles and lube, no sleep tonight.
That is my plan.

I'm emotional. I'm emotional.
I'm emotional, it's true.
I saw your face on myspace.
And I swear I'm not a fag.
Just an emotional douche bag.

She caught me standing still.
From her window sill.
She could see from my face that I was a
Fucking tool.
And I don't think that I have a shot.
But from my window I'll never get caught.

I'm emotional. I'm emotional.
An emotional stalker.
I saw your face on myspace.
I swear I'm not a fag.
Just an emotional douche bag.

La la la feelings, la la la emotions, la la la la, cock tease.

I'm emotional. I'm emotional.
I'm emotional, it's true.
So I wrote this song to get in your pants.
Like John Mayer before me, Damien Rice and Jack Johnson.
But it's time I hear the truth.
I'm a pathetic douche.

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YAD - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Ahhh.... This was quite okay! I think this is quite a pure parody of 'You're Beautiful.' I wonder what James Blunt would think of it. 545
Misses. - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Hahahahaha, great lyrics! Especially the part "I swear I'm not a fag, just an emotional douche bag."

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