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Song Parodies -> "You're Tickling Me"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"You're Tickling Me"

Parody Written by:

Sharon 'Parodiva' Krebs AKA Chicken Wing

The Lyrics

I have found a clever way to have fun with the most overplayed song on the radio today. It's based on my husband's worrying about everything from being fired from his job for no reason to the abiity to obtain our own home. When his worrying goes overboard, I tell him to "moo" ("don't have a cow") and tickle him. And HE LOVES IT, laughing hysterically like Tickle Me Elmo. Because of this, he has nicknamed me "Tickles". And if I didn't tickle him, our marriage would be pretty boring! This song is sung from my husband's point of view. Enjoy!
My wife is picking!

My wife is picking,
Picking on me.
She treats me like a little baby.
She says I'm Tickle Me Elmo,
Just a baby, not a man,
And I can't fall asleep on her
"Cause she's got a plan.

"You're tickling me,
You're tickling me,
You're tickling me, hee, hee!"
I talk real estate
Or things aren't so great,
Chicken Wing knows what to do
"Cause her tickles make me "moo"!

She sees me in bed,
The top of my head
Peeking out of the covers,
Asking, "Are you dead?"
And I don't answer, so she comes close and bends,
And at the next moment is when my sleep will end.

"You're tickling me,
You're tickling me,
You're tickling me, hee, hee!"
I try to sleep,
But around she'll creep.
Chicken Wing then does her do,
And I let out a big "ooh!"

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

"You're tickling me,
You're tickling me,
You're tickling me, hee, hee!"
That girl sure knows how to put a smile on my face.
When we're in bed, she starts to tickle me.
It's "bout time I faced the truth—
She my Tickles, I'm her boo!

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Pacing: 2.2
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 4

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Malinoski the MCR lover - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
hahahahahaha thats funnny! "Cause her tickles make me "moo"! hahahahahahahaha
neo - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
well what can i say. btw what do you mean by he's got a plan? is he gonna sell tickle me moo cow toys?
Tom Beasley - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Doesn't fit the tune particularly well, but I giggled in quite a few places.

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