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Song Parodies -> "You're Terrible"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"You're Terrible"

Parody Written by:

Ned Riley

The Lyrics

Do you think I hate James Blunt? No, he's my favourite singer in the whole world and I want to make out with him, OF COURSE I FRIGGIN' HATE JAMES BLUNT AND HIS STUPID SONG!!!
My life was brilliant
My music pure
I heard an asshole
Of that I'm sure
I saw him at the subway
He was kissing some man
But I can't take no more
Now I've got a plan

You're terrible, you're terrible
You're terrible, it's true
I saw your face in a crowded place
And I don't know what to do
Other than machete you

Yeah, he caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
He could see from my face that I'd say
"F***ing die!!!"
And I don't think I want to see him again
But I've got a hatred that will last till the end

You're terrible, you're terrible
You're terrible, it's true
I saw your face in a crowded place
And I don't know what to do
Other than machine gun you

You're terrible, you're terrible
You're terrible, it's true
There must be some guy, who can't take any more
When he thought up that I should murder you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never murder you.
If it's bad, please tell me. If it's good, also tell me that.

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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

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Michael Pacholek - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
The song is good. The sentiment is great. James Blunt is, apparently, Amiright's new whipping boy.

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