-> "The Edelweiss"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Edelweiss"
The Lyrics
As sung by Marlene Dietrich
Sie sind nicht blumen.
(Auf Englisch, bitte )
They are not flowers
They don't smell sweet
They fly like vultures
They're packing heat
Dropping bombs all over London
And flying over France
But they're not gonna win the war
We'll kick their pants.
Removes bracelet, places it on piano.
The Edelweiss
The Edelweiss
Easter eggs from You Know Who
The Messerschmidt
Drops piles of (blip)
That's not very nice to do
Uncle Sam is after you.
Removes skirt, folds it and places it on piano.
They flew on the sly
As they caught our eye
We could see on our radar they were flying high
But we're ready for them if we see them at dawn
We'll get Fart Pants Adolf 'till his "panzers" fall down.
Pulls on battle fatigues
The One O One
The One O One
You bet Hitler's moustache
Through Normandy they'll rout Germany
And we're not just talking trash
Where our mouth is we have cash.
Straps on parachute.
La la la la
La la la la
La la la Loosers!
Boards airplane. Stands in doorway.
The One O One
The One O One
Has a surprise, no lie
Many Screaming Eagles have boquets of flowers on board
They'll be popping out all over the sky
Adolf doesn't have a clue
We've just begun to fly.
Plane takes off.
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