-> "I'm Beautiful"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Beautiful"
The Lyrics
I’m such a he-man…
I’ve got big muscles
I’m six foot four
Thought I was macho
Now I’m not sure
Alone in my girlfriend’s bedroom
Picked her clothes up off the floor
I guess you know what happened next
I loved what I saw
I’m beautiful, just beautiful
So beautiful, oh yes
I reign supreme on the rugby team
But I can’t help but confess
I look foxy in a dress
But my girl caught me
And she didn’t agree
I could see from her face
That we were history
It’s no big deal ‘cause she looked like a ho’
And as she stomped off I thought she ought to know
“I’m beautiful, just beautiful
So beautiful, it’s true.
You’ve thrown a fit, ‘cause you won’t admit
When I’m in your Jimmy Choos
I’m more beautiful than you”
**instrumental interlude for some pouting and flirting**
I’m beautiful, still beautiful
No cuter man you’ll see
Oh get me a mirror that’s the size of this room
If I could I think I would date myself
And perhaps you don’t agree
But I bet you fancy me
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