Song Parodies -> The Slapper
| Original Song Title: | "Beautiful" |
| Original Performer: | James Blunt |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Slapper" |
| Parody Written by: | Natalie Gray |
lol i was booored :p
My life is horrid.
My life is horrid.
My love is lust.
I saw a slapper.
Of that I'm sure.
She winked at me on the subway.
Shes had too many men.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a hard-on.
You're diiiiirty. You're smelllly.
You're uuuugly, it's true.
I saw your ass in a poooorn movie,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never doggy with you.
Yeah, she grabbed my cock,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my bulge that I was,
Fucking high,
And I don't think that I'll slam her again,
But we shared a S.T.I that will last till the end.
You're diiiirty. You're smellllly
You're uuuugly, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I want to throw up over u
You're diiiirty. You're smellllly
You're uuuugly, it's true
There must be a pimp with a smile on his face,
When he saw the money he was makin outa you
But it's time to face the truth,
no one wants to be with you.
My life is horrid.
My love is lust.
I saw a slapper.
Of that I'm sure.
She winked at me on the subway.
Shes had too many men.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a hard-on.
You're diiiiirty. You're smelllly.
You're uuuugly, it's true.
I saw your ass in a poooorn movie,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never doggy with you.
Yeah, she grabbed my cock,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my bulge that I was,
Fucking high,
And I don't think that I'll slam her again,
But we shared a S.T.I that will last till the end.
You're diiiirty. You're smellllly
You're uuuugly, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I want to throw up over u
You're diiiirty. You're smellllly
You're uuuugly, it's true
There must be a pimp with a smile on his face,
When he saw the money he was makin outa you
But it's time to face the truth,
no one wants to be with you.
eilatan1234@hotmail.com
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