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Song Parodies -> "You're Pitiful"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"You're Pitiful"

Parody Written by:

music4life

The Lyrics

This is about James Blunt's annoying voice
My head is pounding

My head is pounding
Don't want anymore
Of your bad voice
Of this I'm sure
I heard your song in SubWay
I thought: "What a weird sound."
When your name was said
It's then that I found

You're pitiful. You're pitiful.
You're pitiful, it's true.
I heard your song in a crowded place,
And I know just what to do,
I swear I won't listen to you

Yeah, you caught my ear
As I walked by
Could see from my face that I was,
About to die
And I am afraid that I'll hear it again,
Because the stupid call in requests will never end.

You're pitiful. You're pitiful.
You're pitiful, it's true.
I heard your song in a crowded place,
And I know just what to do,
I swear I won't listen to you

You're pitiful. You're pitiful.
You're pitiful, it's true.
I wanna gag just looking at your disgusting face,
Everyone thinks that I should think well of you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I swear I'll never listen to you

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

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 3
 
 2   0
 1
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 3   0
 1
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 4   2
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 5   9
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 9
 

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Michael Pacholek - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Apparently we thought of the same title, but different subjects, on the same day. The talent here is a four, but the sentiment pushes it to a five. I am so freaking SICK of this song! I'm also sick of "Temperature." I'd like to have both James Blunt AND Sean Paul deported! Better yet, stick 'em in a steel cage. We can then get rid of one permanently (take a wild guess) and deport the other.
John Barry - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I first heard Blunt on SNL, a show that once booked talent. What a wimp. What inane lyrics. 5s for your blunt assessment of this crappy crooner.
thayer - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Your intelligence leaves a lot to be desired.
LucidLupin LeeBee - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Couldnt agree more! 5s
Ed - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
That's funny (a little mean though) I will admit, I love the song, the words, the music, are real beautiful. I just wish it was someone else singing it!
Larry Hensley - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, he stinks! 5s
homy - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree 110% with ya home fri yodog that was off tha chian for real shizzle! hehe loveya!
minka - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
i first heard of james blunt when i was sick and home from school watching daytime television-ellen degeneres had him on. i sat up and cried it was so bad i heart the parady
YouKnowItsJoe - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, nothing pitiful about this so much so one of "Weird Al's" new songs is entitled the same
A Man - June 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I Think ''Weird Al'''s NEW song, entitled, "You're Pitiful," parody of James Blunt's, "You're Beautiful," is alot better than this!!:D:D
Josh Taylor Stingray - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Stolen Song. Weird Al shall sue you!!!

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