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Song Parodies -> "I Cannot Sing"

Original Song Title:

"Your'e Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"I Cannot Sing"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

This song is rubbish

This song is rubbish
The words are poor
And if I play it
She'll think I'm a bore
She ignored me on the subway
She was in another band
I will lose some sleep at night
Cause I'm living in my van

I cannot sing
I cannot sing
I cannot sing, it's true
I heard this tune, it should be finished soon
I don't want to clear the room
I'll never sing with you

So I'll walk on by
And I won't cry
She could see from my face that I was
Quite a guy
And I don't think that I can find my pen
I have a bad chorus, I could sing it till the end

I cannot sing
I cannot sing
I cannot sing, it's true
I heard my tune, it should finish soon
I don't want to clear the room
And I'll never sing with you
Blah Blah Blah Blah
Blah Blah Blah Blah
Blah Blah Blah Blahhhh

I cannot sing
I cannot sing
I cannot sing, it's true

There must be an angel
With a big suitcase
This record could always be replaced
But it's time to face the truth
I will never sing with you

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2Eagle - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Oops, you must have had the misfortune of getting hit by a James Blunt fan. This is really funny and could also be about Dan Hill.
Spoof-Man - February 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Totally about Dan Hill!! Dani-mania!!

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