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Song Parodies -> "You Smelly Cat"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"You Smelly Cat"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

My nights are sleepless

(Alarm clock rings - moans and groans)

My nights are sleepless
My air is foul
I saw a tom cat
Out on the prowl.
Caterwauling on the back fence
Spraying schmutz all over town -
I wish they'd keep him in at night
If he's their own.

(Rubs face ans scratches.)

You smelly cat
You smelly cat
You're not a pleasant pet.
I smell your spray on my walkway -
Won't they take you to the vet
And have you neutered yet?

(Brushes robe, removes it and shakes it out.)

Well, he catches rats
Leaves them on my mats -
He thinks he's my friend and he is being a cat.
But he's no friend to those with noses
His life is not a bed of roses.

(Drops clothes on floor)

You smelly cat
You smelly cat
What are they feeding you?
The fault's not yours, you live outdoors
Is that why you smell like poo -
And the kittens look like you?

(Picks up clothes hamper and dumps contents into washer.)

Who are you?
I'll name you
Pepe le Pew!

You smelly cat
You smelly cat
You'd make a nicer pet -
There's a precious kitty inside that tough facade -
A purebred persian on that I'll bet.
So I'll take you to the vet
And have you neutered yet.

(Jumps into shower.)

Eccch!

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John Barry - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
This smells so much better than the OS.
Michael Pacholek - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Better a Smelly Cat than the Blunt Instrument.
alvin - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
the smelly cat legacy lives on...love the pepe reference
AFW - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Hate smelly cats, or any cats...but I like your parody
lilCougaress - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, you speak like a true Feline lover! Hope the kitty works out . .
2Eagle - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, Michael, alvin, AFW and LilCougaress.
Guy - June 27, 2008 - Report this comment
2-E. You get 5s just for the best use of "schmutz" I'd ever seen in a parody. If you can't get him neutered at least get him a CATheter and bag up that offensive olfactory onslaught.
2Eagle - June 27, 2008 - Report this comment
A no win situation - without the tom cats my yard is overrun with squirrels. Shalom, Guy.
Anny - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Love it!! And I like the "Smelly Cat" reference from Friends :)
2Eagle - May 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Anny - "Friends" was a very funny show and I still watch the re runs.

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