My life is brilliant
This game is pure
I see 26 angels
Of that I'm sure
I can't wait to see Howie
He's my idol on this show
And I bet I'll lose some sleep tonight
'Cause my family crows-

"Don't take the deal, don't take the deal
Don't take the deal, it's true
'Cause you need THAT cash like you need a rash
And we're telling you what to do
That money is not for you"

But that case caught my eye
I can't pass on by
The Banker can see I'll let white flags fly
I don't think I'll ever have this chance again
But with 10 cases left I can't last 'til the end

I'll take the deal, I'll take the deal
I'll take the deal, it's true
I saw that case, 10 grand persuades
But I don't know what to do
'Cause a million'd be nice, too

Deal or No Deal, Deal or No Deal
Deal or no deal, I'll choose
And next to me is Mandel
I can't see the banker's face
Whoever thought this up needs more to do

But it's time to face the truth
That red button is what I'll choose