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Song Parodies -> "She's Do-able"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"She's Do-able"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Her legs were luscious

Her legs were luscious
Her ass divine
I had to rate it
I gave it "9"

Like sardines packed on the subway
Train jerked to a screeching halt
If she gives birth nine months from now
Hey it ain't my fault

She's do-able, she's do-able
She's do-able, but dude!
Avoid the face like it's toxic waste
And I don't mean to be rude
But her parents should be sued

She has Cyclops eye
Even THAT'S awry
When I first saw her face my thought was...
Captain Bligh!
If there's a God I won't see her again
But one glimpse will torment my eyes 'till they mend

She's do-able, she's do-able
She's do-able, rear view
In a Dog Showcase, didn't win but placed
Though the crowd began to boo
'Cause they all thought she'd won, too

(La la la la etc, while we exit the subway car and she gets her first look at MY face, and I hear HER start singing...)

"He's do-able, he's do-able
He's do-able, rear view
There must be an asshole who's a twin to his face"
(Then she threw up and covered me with goo)
From the back we're both pursued
But dear God, face on, we're screwed

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 18

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Jason - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Not bad, but I feel James Blunt is wearing somewhat thin. 544
Matthias - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever idea... Taking the same topic and James's and doing a complete 180 on it. I love it!!!
BonnieB - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
All 5's inspite of the mention of "poo". Ooh.
Ravyn Rant - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved the "Captain Bligh" line. TOS might be wearing thin, but this parody stands out regardless. 555
Jack Wilson - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
This was HILARIOUS,you cant spoof James enough
alvin - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
especially liked cyclops eye..lol
Rick C - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Wonderfully wacky as usual! :-) 555
John Barry - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
To be blunt, this is a great skewering of one of the worst pop-schlock tunes of all time.
John Jenkins - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good self-deprecating humor. I hope your "her parents should be sued" line doesn't give a new idea to lawyers.
Dee Range - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Jason, Matthias, Bonnie, Ravyn Rant, Jack, alvin, Rick C., John Barry and John Jenkins.
MrMacphisto - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
*cue the Pearl Jam music* "Can't find the butterface... " Great job... 5-5-5
stuart mcarthur - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
perfect, Dee - great gags, great twist at the end, and great target - "Captain Bligh!" made me LOL - 555
Red Ant - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm sure at some point I considered this title and thought "Nah, Dee Range should do that one". Funny work - you should record this one - not sounding like James Blunt would be a plus, lol. 555

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