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Song Parodies -> "Disposable"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"Disposable"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

I wrote this as a response to those rather shoddy Chinese motorcycles - I don't own one, but their dodgy build keeps me and my dad from buying one; I don't want to offend those guys who build such bikes, I'm just expressing my opinions about them... Besides, they're notorious for making carbon copies of Honda bikes...
I bought a scooter...

(Man, was I too early?)

[Verse 1]
I bought a scooter
From Chinese guys
But it's a lemon
That I despise
My ride broke down on the highway.
She was with another man.
It blew a bulb, and broke a rack,
And I've got a plan.

[Chorus]
Disposable, disposable
Disposable, it's true.
The motor broke, and the tranny choked,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never ride with you.

[Verse 2]
Yeah, I bought this bike,
It's a cheap ol' ride.
And the motor just smoked, and it was,
Nearly owned,
And I don't think that I'll ride her again,
So I had a moment that I really regret...

[Chorus]
Disposable, disposable
Disposable, it's true.
The motor broke, and the tranny choked,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never ride with you.

La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, ooohhhh...

[Chorus]
Disposable, disposable
Disposable, it's true.
That scooter's a lemon, gotta' throw a grenade,
I regret that I wasted time with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.
No real scooters or motorcycles were destroyed in the making of this parody... = )

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Michael Pacholek - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Not even Scooter Libby? As long as you left Phil (the Scooter) Rizzuto alone. I was hoping the title referred to the original song, which should have been disposed of the first time it was played on the radio.
2Eagle - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Good one, but you should have replaced the la la part with put, put, put - cough, cough!
LPG-Unit - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, thanks...
LPG-Unit - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, and I need to correct a mistake on Line 10, the "She's with another man" should have been "And it's better in Japan"...

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