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Song Parodies -> "You're Cannibal"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"You're Cannibal"

Parody Written by:

Non Compos Mentis

The Lyrics

I'm not edible

I'm not edible
my blood's type O
saw Jeffrey Dahmer--
I'm pretty sure
sat across from me on the subway
gnawing on another guy
I think I might lose sleep on that
it just isn't right

you're cannibal
you're cannibal
you're cannibal, it's true
it's a disgrace
and you could get AIDS
and I really wish that you'd
find another source of food

yeah I twitched my eye
was about to cry
cause he sat so close
thought I would f- king die
when the subway stopped I
just ran and ran
I hope that I won't see that psycho again

you're cannibal
you're cannibal
you're cannibal, it's true
it's a disgrace
and you could get AIDS
and I really wish that you'd
find another source of food

you're cannibal
you're cannibal
you're cannibal, it's true
you must have been messed up as a child
Anthony Hopkins is even scared of you
and I really wish that you'd
find another source of food

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

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 1   1
 2
 2
 
 2   1
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 3   0
 0
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 4   4
 1
 2
 
 5   3
 6
 4
 

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LucidLupin LeeBee - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
MUCH better than the original 5's
Joel Martinez - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Cannibals are fun!555
Non Compos Mentis - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
thank you and cannibals *are* fun! (walk down the right alley in sin City and you can find anything...)
Kate - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Not only does this match the lines of the song perfectly, it's really funny. I like the references to the famous cannibals as well.

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