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Song Parodies -> "Elizabeth "Betty" Cooper"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"Elizabeth "Betty" Cooper"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Her favorite color...
[Archie]: Betty, what's your favorite color?
[Betty]: My favorite was mostly blue.
[Archie]: Yeah, mine's red.

Her favorite color
It must be blue
So do her eyes and most
Of her clothes too
She's one of Archie's girlfriends
So does Veronica Lodge
Even Reggie loves Veronica
While Jughead loves hot fudge

Elizabeth, Elizabeth, Elizabeth Cooper
But, believe me, you can call her Betty
And she's feeling way super, and she's acting way duper

Yeah, she can't agree
To date Reggie
She's still loving no one other
Than Archie
Sometimes Betty does appear in pigtails
And most of the time, she had a ponytail

Elizabeth, Elizabeth, Elizabeth Cooper
But, believe me, you can call her Betty
And she's feeling way super, and she's acting way duper

Betty, Betty... Betty, Betty... Betty, Betty Cooper...

Elizabeth, Elizabeth, Elizabeth Cooper
But, believe me, you can call her Betty
She never knew a guy last-named Hooper
Though Ronnie's a whiny loser
So far, Betty's way cuter

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Michael Pacholek - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Bravo: You've actually managed to write a parody that's worse than the original song.
2Eagle - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I think this is cute. I used to read Archie and remember Betty always being in second place to that rich, spoiled Veronica. Michael: meow!
LPG-Unit - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, I've seen a shot of Archie and Veronica or two since I was little...

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