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Song Parodies -> "My Hooter's Full"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"My Hooter's Full"

Parody Written by:

NoNosedDog

The Lyrics

My life is blighted
My life is poor
'Cause of this bad cold
Love life's no more

I sneezed at her on a subway
Tried to catch it in my hand
I wasn't really quick enough
And on her face it did land

My hooter's full
My hooter's full
My hooter's full its true
I covered her face
In a crowded place
And she did not say 'bless you'
Which I think is rude don't you?

Yes I caught her eye
As the phlegm flew by
You could see from her face
That not one inch was dry

And I don't know
If I'll see her again
But one thing's for sure
She's now my ex-girlfriend

My hooter's full
My hooter's full
My hooter's full its true
I covered her face
In a crowded place
And she did not say 'bless you'
Which I think is rude don't you?

La la la la la la la la la la la la laaaaaaa

My hooter's full
My hooter's full
My hooter's full its true
There must be a moral...
When you're in a public place
Cover your nose before you go 'Atchoo'

But its time to face the truth
She should still have said 'bless you'

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Royce Miller - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Well. I like the original song, and you've made quite a departure from that! But you did a great job.
Shiek Of The Mutilated - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
That was beautiful! Original too. I can understand why she didn't say, "Bless you!" ;)
Larry Hensley - February 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny.
Gavin - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL...clever
Craig - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
lmao! that was hilarious, really well written as well!
NoNosedDog - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks all for your comments.. Very kind considering I am a noobie at parodying!

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