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this is a parody about that weird person that *always* sits near you on the bus or train...especially when you're based on a real life example.
Everybody points and stares
(urrgh uh urgh uh urrgh uh)
tell their friends to be beware
(urgh uh urgh uh urgh uh)
what on earth's that stinky vapour?
you'll be staring through my windows later

there's something 'bout you that keeps me moving
make me scared cuz you're so freaky looking
I really don't wanna sit with you
I'm feeling some repulsion cuz you smell like poo (you do you do)


I don't know what it is
that makes you smell like this
I don't know who you are
but you must be some kind of mo-les-ter
cuz your hands are in your pants no matter where you are
(you just make me wanna run)

oh no don't make eye contact
(urrgh uh urgh uh urrgh uh)
cuz he's freaky that's a fact
(urrgh uh urgh uh urrgh uh)
report him to the pol-ice later
staring eyes and strange behaviour

its really scary, the way you're looking
your place in the a-sylum needs a booking
coz i really wanna run from you
I'm feeling some repulsion to the things you do
(you do you do)


don't like the way you're moving
(urrgh uh urgh uh urrgh uh)
please get back there you gross thing
(you just make me wanna run)
I really really don't want to date ya
(no, oh no oh no)
got that feeling you'll stalk me later

don't you... move
Don't you dare get any closer
Crawl... under a rock like you're supposed to
and.. creep.. i aint got nothin' for ya
say.. please get right out of my face!
I don't know what it is
It makes you smell like pi$$
don't know!
gotta be gotta be a molester!
hands in your pants!
(you just make me wanna run)


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