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Song Parodies -> "Sportscenter Altar"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Get Married"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jagged Edge

Parody Song Title:

"Sportscenter Altar"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

I wanted to do one about the Sportscenter Altar, because the website is dedicated to the TV show, Sportscenter.
See, first of all, I want to make Bristol push with advantage
But, I'ma be real and say what's on my mind
The quotes I heard and seen were just irrevelant
from a program I know from the start

When I think about, all the years of highlights of experience
Who knew I've made it this far
Then I think about, a number 1 site that never falls apart
And never has the thought of losing one

(chorus)
The Sportscenter Altar is the good place
No highlights or sport scores would be complete without it
Read the quotes and download audio bytes
Read those junkie's diaries, Read those junkie diaries

The Sportscenter Altar is the good place
No highlights or sport scores would be complete without it
Read the quotes and download audio bytes
Read those diaries

I've read them all, but some of them are funny and lighthearted
Want to relate the quotes with you and only you
'Cause ESPN is just for what happening
Sportscenter Altar and you
When you think about, a TV show that's 25 years ago
It started it all
Did you think about all those anchors over the years
Then this altar is for you
Sportscenterrrrrr

I'm ready to, commit to you
and watch SportsCenter that night
This altar's for you and me, part of an internet family

(chorus 11x)
www.sportscenteraltar.com

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