Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "BATB Jam"

Original Song Title:

"King Kong Jam"

Original Performer:

Jack Black

Parody Song Title:

"BATB Jam"

Parody Written by:

FireBall

The Lyrics

BEEEEAAAAST-AH!

There's a Disney film I know
About a nerdalicious babe named Belle.
Who had an inventor for a dad
And a best friend who was a beast

The Beast
I preferred Gaston.
The Beast.
Gaston had his own theme song.
The Beast
He’s a loser, they all hated him.
Because he don’t belong.

Had to find a way to save poor Belle
From that really annoying ugly Beast
And his stupid monstrously weakling ways.
I forget the rest. Okay, I have to admit I didn't see the end.
'Cause I find that the end lacked style.
Which didn’t go well at all with me.
And also I don’t like that stupid Beast.

The Beast
Belle and The Beast? That’s just plain wrong!
The Beast
Belle should have picked Gaston.
The Beast
Everybody smell like that pong, it’s the beast.
'Cause he does not belong”

[ the band slows down for a minute ]

Me: Alright, this is where the song gets really exciting, so listen up.

[ the band pop right back into action again ]

Me: [ singing ]
"I laughed at The Beast and his ugliness
And then I looked at Gaston and I thought
That how incredibly cool and awesome he was.
And that film was a total hit.
Then I looked right at Belle
And said, "Belle, reading those books has got to STOP!”
And then I critsized her for dating that really really ugly beast.
I then later told her she should have chosen that cool Gaston.

Beauty and The Beast!
One of the best disney films at least!
Beauty And The Beast!
Belle, Beast and Gaston!
Beauty And The Beast!
Yes, I wrote this song!
So do yourself a favor
Please clap along
Everybody now
Clap with me
But do not sing
The singing's my job
You'll only mess up the song, trust me.

1, 2, 3 - That Beast!
He’s a really ugly thing!
That Beast
He’s really really wimpy
That Beast!
He has not got his own song.
He smells like a really, ugly, smelly, loser, disgusting half gorilla.
He looks like that monster Michael Jackson turned into in Thriller.
And after I saw the movie
I thought Gaston looked really groovy!
And a rooby dooby da ba do ba ba bo oh
Beauty And The Beast!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/jackblack0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 908