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Song Parodies -> "Eminem is Gay"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Go All The Way"

Original Performer:

Insane Clown Posse

Parody Song Title:

"Eminem is Gay"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Ain't nobody jealous,
Cuz' Eminem, we'll disown.
His body's locked up.
He screws bodies.
He screws bodies that are not his own.
Look at his hubby, {not kiddin'}
Wit a rapper on his side.
Look at his fake hits, rich kid.
Together on the right side,
Eminem loves to ride.

Eminem is gay.
{That fudgepacker's gay}
Eminem is gay.
Dre loves his ri-i-i-i-ide.
Eminem is gay.

He's riding Dre's **** now.
Dr. Dre's gonna blow.
His booty never is too crowded,
Come one,
He's gettin' rammed in some mo'.
Don't nobody like you, Clown guys hate you.
There ain't no game at all.
Gets his hairy hands and beatch you,
He'll lick you.
And he will never let you bawl.
You really gotta worry, cover your *** all day long.

Eminem is gay.
{That fudgepacker's gay}
Eminem is gay.
Dre loves his ri-i-i-i-ide.
Eminem is gay.

Eminem's got syphillis,
Whoa! Syphillis?
That little punks gotta die.
That little freak show's got to die.
Looking at your pants, urgg.
Bite then and there.
Never be afraid of the bi.
{You stay clear from that wigger guy, yo hoe.}
Eminem will **** you.
No, right man.
You'll be long as he's doin' sucky.
Can you guess what's on his face, bud?
Your future,
Make it a fatality.
All you have to do is follow me.

Eminem is gay.
{That fudgepacker's gay}
Eminem is gay.
Dre loves his ri-i-i-i-ide.
Eminem is gay.
Eminem is gay.
{That fudgepacker's gay}
Eminem is gay.
Dre loves his ri-i-i-i-ide.
Eminem is gay.

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J.Marie - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
J. Marie, I was hoping you had better taste in men than that. If you want a guy from Detroit, and you're too young for Smokey Robinson or Bob Seger, there are a few single guys on the Red Wings who might be interested. Just stay away from Curtis Joseph. Trust me on that one: He's a loser.
Brittaney - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I think this is crule and mean eminem is not gay he is hot and does not neeed this rude sh** from you i think it it is a mean and crude thing to do to such anice guy i think who ever wrote thise should be put to death this is very rude.
Jeff Reuben - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Didn't you see AL TV? =)
J.Marie - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Detorit? Is that near Grand Radips or Kamalazoo or Port Ruhon? Don't get me started on Pysilatni! Then again, considering some of the things I've typed here, I shouldn't try to type the "remainer" of the big cities in the State of Migichan.
haterkiller - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
haters haters haters,die all of u haters
Anonymous - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I dont think this parody is good, if you want a good eminem pardoy check out weird al or christina agueleras real slim shady please shut up. But yes I agree eminem is a faggot and is very gay. He hates all women. And he is starting to be a dre lover. He talks about killing his wife in his songs. Cusses, do you call this real music anyway? Why are all you girls saying he is hot and you want him if he isnt a pimp anymore and he hates women? He is considered a faggot who doesnt know how to rap.
Jessa - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a hot song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know what you wannabe's are talkin 'bout but if you are a real juggalett or juggalo then you'd think this is funny and frankly I think you need to get out more!!!!!!!! I agree with Anonomous... he hates women and is disrespectful to them he talks about how we are all hoes and yet all you girls want to marry him... youzguyz is trippin'....EMINEM IS A QUEER!!!!!!!!!! Get the f*** over it and move on to some real junk yo. Like ICP or blaze or something...geez you eminem lovers give me the kreeps!!!!!!!!!!!!! did you knowthat eminem backwards is menime and it sounds like "Men-in-me" Think about it for a while... He's a fag who thinks he's hot I guess you fall for it becuz he's not you wanna marry a hatin' fool who thinks all women are not very cool If you like him your the ho.. and what he raps isn't very good you know Listen to ICP they're the S*** and stop throwing your little girly fit... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jessa - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't take it seriously because it is a rap one of my friends made up...What I am trying to say is if you like hinm you like him I just feel sorry for the girl that ends up with him
Ashliegh - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I like think he's a fake? how do you know? can somebody actually tell me why people think he's fake? is it because he's trying to pretend that he has a cruel life and that he just wants to voice it out to people to get more attention? I think Jessa may have some point there but if he really hates women.......then.....can you tell me the relationships he's had with Mariah Crey (ewww......),and Brittany Murphy (she's okay...but Eminem just had to blew his chance away)...........
Electrical Storm - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
How in the name of Christ do you work out Eminem is a NICE guy? yeah, he's an awesome rapper, and he does some very good songs, but he's a hommophobe. He's most definatly NOT a NICE person. His image is a nasty bad boy rapper. Comprende? This is a good pisstake btw.... Couch Potato by Weird Al Yankevic If ya all like Eminem piss takes!!
jarrod - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
im on both sides of icp and eminem..they r all cool..insane clown posse needs 2 get along wit eminem (wait!!!!!!!)naw naw naw not sayin i hate eminem but....icp can diss eminem pretty good...i like the song called slim anus..and the real slim shady shut up...i like the song called piggy pie and f*** the wanna kno the whole story about insane clown posse and twiztid...icp is the bomb!!!!!and so is eminem
Frank Viviano - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
you are ignorant as well as immature.
Jasmine - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't give a damn whatb y'all say check out my website cause its the bomb
amanda - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
eminem is not gay..... if he was gay do u think i would like the only reason people thinks hes gay is probably because he makes fun of gay people...yeah thats it... maybe people should look at MJ he freakin raped a young bout we focuse on that. bye
rhianna - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
eminem is not gay
alan - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
who ever wrote this a cock sucker
Electa - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Guess who back? Faget's back, tell your ass - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Whotf would say such a thing, Eminem started the whole thing between him and ICP, Psychopathic records is the way of life, Eminem is a bitch and will always be a bitch, the muthaf***er is gonna end up by himself eventually. Think of it, he sold out his best friend Royce Da 5' 9" to rap with 50 cent, some1 who can't even open his mouth to suck eminem's dick, i know eminem is crying about it. Listen to some real music and not bullshit music like his, "I'ma go rap about killin my wife then make another lullaby song for my daughter" yeah just enough time for Esham to write 4 more songs dissing your faget ass. Good song S.T.G. I like your other parodies too.
the great milenko - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I was originally a huge Eminem fan. My first three years in high school I listened to him all day: circle in the parking lot screaming I don't give a F*** with the windows down and my system up. Then a friend of mine let me listen to The Amazing Jekel Brothers(ICP). I listen to another CD of theirs where they diss Eminem. I was pissed. So I researched the rivalry between the two of them. Eminem is an underground rapper in a maintstream world now the only people who listen to him are 12-14 year old boys and girls. Since I started to listen to Icp I have never listened to M&M again. There is just something with ICP's music that I relate to. You either do or don't, but if you do you will never be disappointed. Which I cannot say for Eminem's new album. This was a good parody no matter who it would have been about.
KB - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
God damnit none of you listen to f*****n lyrics........I hate you ignorant ICP loving bastards
ALLIE - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
this parody is hella funny and im a juggalette!!!!! icp is fresh as f*** and theyre the sh**!!!!! anyone who disagrees can go to hell. . . anyways. . . . you all need to quit listening to feminem and start listening to better sh** like blaze ya dead homie, twiztid, Any body killa, esham, tech n9ne and all that sh**!!!! feminem can hate on women all he wants. . . . he just needs to know that hes a woman underneath it all. . . . and i HATE the song stan!!!!
faygoman12 - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
i love icp a lot and i hate u flemenem i will kill u scrub bitch well icp r 10000000000 percent better
Greeny - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey.....i am not ignorant.... but yeah i agree with allie .....this song is pretty funny and EMINEM IS GAY AND LIKES TO SUCK DR. DRES D***
Eminem is cute - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
i like eminem alot but i wish he wouldnt diss us gays so much. oh if he really likes guys that would be cool. i love men. man im so gay
eminem fan - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
am an eminem fan but i know he is not nice but i could be, that he always talk about killing his wife or talking about women in a "bad" way, that he started the beef between icp. But anyway i still love em and his music he may seem childish but still we all need some fun in are lives and that eminem is gay maybe that is true that would esplain a lot of things but i hope he's not and i never listen to icp but my friend does so she said they were very good so i may listen to them one day but that doesn't mean i will stop liking eminem i will just have to listen to both of them ven though icp will be making fun of him but like i said everyone needs fun in there life. i hope this made since and if it doesn't i wasn't my precious time.
twiztidjuggalotus - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment
F*** Eminem Hes a lil bitch and can go ride dre's D*** . ICP is the shit mcl
Zack Zelenak - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I think it is really grose!!!!!!
Gordon - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Im down with that shit all the way, Eminem is a 100 percent pure blooded fag
shawn - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
ICP is hardcore.there music is good.i hate m&m he thinks he is big and bad.i think it is funny when icp makes fun of m&m.i hope icp makes fun of more of m&m's songs.
Daniel - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Man i u dis this song u aint nothin but a b****. I mean M&M is gay and there aint nothin wrong wit sayin it. I hope a member ofn ICP beets the f*** outta M&M. U cant dis ICP & Twiztid.
Jesse Daniel - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
eminem is soo HOT he maid me turn gay
Alexandria - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
It was stupied for real
evil possed - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
this parody is gay and you motherfu*kas that diss em and call him gay and say he sucks at rap dont know sh*t it pisses me off you dont got to like him but dont say stupid sh*it it makes me want to brutaly murder you idiotic people i got no problem with icp or any of them but im down with eminem and necro and those who never heared or necro you dont wanna diss him that could be the difference between life and death if you like livivng dont diss necro i cant do anything over the computer but his fans out side wouldnt give you a chance now think of it necro disses who he wants but you never hear anyone diss him back for smart reasons
b rax - April 15, 2006 - Report this comment
icp should come to toledo ohio
R-unit - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
EMINEM isnt Fricken GAY?
necro - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment
this is shit
Whatever - June 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Here's something no one has said yet: EMINEM is bisexual. Haha... bye
Kayln - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I think that this is horrible. Eminem is freakin' hot and his music is awesome. If your going 2 make fun of him at least make it funny. U all suck!!!!!!11
kelly - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Hungarian solda - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment
hehehe i hate eminem....hes born in shit,...this is a good track!
..... - October 22, 2006 - Report this comment
How could you say eminems gay this is one of the worst raps ive ever heard and its trying to make fun of someone whos can rap so much betta who ever made this parodie or whatever is a fool
E.D.S - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
This is really really mean. Eminem is not gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eminem is one of the hottest guys ever!! Who ever wrote this thinksis just jealous that he can rap!!! How on earth can anyone like this? I think it is a bunch of crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Princess - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I know E.D.S! And I guess I HAVE to agree with her!
E.D.S - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I absolutly hate Eminem haters!!!!! It makes me really mad you better not ever talk smack about him ever if you want to live!!!!! and I really realy really mean it
CARE FREE - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I hate this parody!!!!! It sucks
Reader - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Does STG stand for "Still the Gayest"?
mr.juggalett - August 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Eminem sucks ball!! he is so not hot and he does not kno how to rap!!P.S. Juggaletts and Juggalos will rule the world and f**k anyone that is against us!!love ya I.C.P
Socomsnake - August 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I think that ALL rap is horrid. Look at the way all of you people spell. You people are throwing your lives away, listening to all this crap. You know what rap stands for? Retards Attempting Poetry. Rap is just blank, annoying noise with no value what so ever. I've seen music stores GIVING away Eminem CDs, with a sign saying: 'EMINEM SUCKS SALE, ALL EMINEM CDS MUST GO AND ARE FREE!'. It's amazing to see how many people think this is good, and how Eminem has a hot body. I'n only 14 years old, too. Think about that and go crawl in a hole and die a miserable, lonely death. I say Kudos! Kudos to whoever made this song, S.T.G. Kudos, once again!
Agrimorfee - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Socum, you might be right about Em, but if you think that rap has no value whatsoever, give De La Soul or The Roots some of your valuable time.
Socomsnake - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Meh, I'm good. Thanks, though.
Evan - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
i dont like Eminem Elton Johns part of the song Stan was clean Elton John would not sing about being gay not like Eminem
Mike - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
ya, um ICP is gay and i hope you all know that by now... =/ I'm pretty sure a rapper is a lot cooler than someone who dresses up in clown suits... and all you icp kids out there i hope you know when you walk by everyone laughs at your clothes and what you look like. being your own person and making your self stick out is cool and all but when you look like an idiot... that's just stupid so go, play with your makeup while eminem makes millions with every word that comes out of his mouth =/ !@##in' icp people....
woooow - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
whoever wrote this obviously has no self-respect and no sense of respect for others. Do you know for a fact that eminem is gay? and if he is good for him, let him live his life. there is nothing wrong with homosexuality but i do sorta dout that he's gay.
scott - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Eminem SUCKS! end of story...hes as fake as mickeal jacksons nose...
Hazard - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
to that faggot a$$ mike up there, ICP dont dress up in clown suits you stupid motherf***er, how about doing some research before you make a comment. they dont even look like f***in clowns, they only paint their face in white and black and they dress like thugs. so shut the f*** up. i'll admit i cant stand faggot a$$ goth lookin juggalos, but ICP is unf***withable.
rustyhatchet777 - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
stupid mother f***ers juggalos 4 life f*** every one who disses on I.C.P is a fag
Max Power - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for pissing Eminem fans off
ben johnson - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
this is not true about what they say eminem is gay they should all be put in jail for forse acusatioon
Natalie - November 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Eminem is Hot, Eminem is a great rapper. He is amazing in everyway. whoever says otherwise should go neck themselves, i swear it, Eminem hasnt done s*** all to and of you, he has worked majorly hard to get to were he is now. Superman is a heaps legendary song, its fckin beast. Love you all :)
Dexter Valentine - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
samantha ray - December 02, 2010 - Report this comment
let me tell you insane clown guys aint nuttin like eminem and you will never be like eminem...if anybody is gay its you guys...your music sucks moneky balls...i would rather eat a deer that has been rotting for months..with maggots all over it then listen to your s***ty ass music!!! got that INSANE I LIKE IT UP THE ASS CLOWN POSSE!! HOPE YOU LIKE THIS COMMENT! AND IF ANYONE GOT A PROB WITH WHAT I SAID GO f*** YOUR SELF!!!!
? - December 03, 2010 - Report this comment
M&M iz s0 SMEXY, I H8 U!

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