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Original Song Title:

"Express Love"

Original Performer:

Initial D

Parody Song Title:

"Next Best Love"

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The Lyrics

This song is through the eyes of a real knucklehead. He waited until last minute to ask a girl out to his senior prom and, instead, has to go with his second choice. He's not being very polite about it, either. Enjoy!
(You are not the best one,
But you'll just have to do,
It's a shame for me,
To be stuck with you,
But I guess I need some love,
Please say yes, I really don't like the next on my list),

Tomorrow night,
Is prom at our high school,
I've rented a tux and I am looking cool,
But I forgot, one important factor,
I forgot to ask the girl of my dreams to it,
I stood and rushed to my school,
But it's, too late, she has another guy,
I need a date, and one soon,
Would you go with me?

You are my,
Next best love!
And I call to you tonight,
I'm just hoping that you could be the,
Next best love!
Yeah, sure, I think you're pretty,
It's not like you'll be my wife, you're just my,
Next best love!
And I'll dine with you that night,
I've got a dollar or two, just for my,
Next best love!
Close your eyes and think of me,
I'm not even charging a price, please be my,
Next best love!

Oh, can't you see, that my heart is broken,
Maybe I can get over it if I am with you,
Want me to try to pretend I love you?
If none of my friends are on that story,
I can't afford to be losin' you,
I've put deposits on the tux and limo,
A prom without you,
Would lose me some money,

You are my,
Next best love!
And I call to you tonight,
I'm just hoping that you could be the,
Next best love!
Yeah, sure, I think you're pretty,
It's not like you'll be my wife, you're just my,
Next best love!
And I'll dine with you that night,
I've got a dollar or two, just for my,
Next best love!
Close your eyes and think of me,
I'm not even charging a price, please be my,
Next best love!

All that you want is action and adventure,
I hope you find some, but tonight I'm desperate,
Would you be mine? Who knows, this might develop,
Intonevermind, just think tomorrow,
I don't want to be losin' you,
Can't you see that I've gone through the trouble,
Of picking some flowers,
I thought they were pretty,

Next best love!
(You are not the best one,
But you'll just have to do,
Next best love!
It's a shame for me,
To be stuck with you,
Next best love!
But I guess I need some love,
Please say yes, I really don't like the next on my list),
Next best love!
And I'll dine with you that night,
I've got a dollar or two, just for my,
Next best love!
Close your eyes and think of me,
I'm not even charging a price, please be my,
Next best love!

Next best love!
iisryan does not claim responsibility for being a butthole.

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