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Song Parodies -> "The Real Leech"

Original Song Title:

"Leech"

Original Performer:

Incubus

Parody Song Title:

"The Real Leech"

Parody Written by:

Marianne E. B. Markham

The Lyrics

Since it's relating the guy in the original song to a leech, I thought up something about a real leech. The moral of this parody is: Say no to leeches!
Does it make you indie? Does it make you proud...
To talk me to 'longside a river bank?
A spot of pain. "I'm okay if you're okay."
Yes, humans too, can be on the rag.

"I'm starving o'er here! I need a pick me up!" Whoooa!
It's easy getting high when sucking off my flesh man.
Will anything ever be good enough for you? Whoooa!
Swim on your on. Hold your water if you can

The ride's over. Did you enjoy yourself?
The ride's over. Fairing well?!
The ride's over. Did you enjoy yourself?
The ride's over. Fairing well?
Back to water you go!

It isn't fair to mention, but it awes me so.
You told me you were a symbiote!
Take more of my blood
Take another bite
Didja ever meet a leech who was good at goodbyes?

Hey when you were down, I always picked you up. Whooooa!
Why didn't I recognize that everything was never fine?
And I'm kicking myself that I shared space with you. Whoooa!
So f**k yourself and f**k this bleeding arm of mine!

The ride's over. Did you enjoy yourself?
The ride's over. Fairing well?!
The ride's over. Did you enjoy yourself?
The ride's over. Faring well?
Back to water you go!

Hey when you were down, I always picked you up.
Why didn't I recognize that everything was never fine?
I'm kicking myself that I shared space with you!
So f**k yourself and f**k this bleeding arm of mine!

The ride's over. Did you enjoy yourself?
The ride's over. Fairing well?!
The ride's over. Did you enjoy yourself?
The ride's over. Fairing well?

The ride's over, the ride's over, the ride's over, the ride's over...*fade out*

2004 by Marianne E. B. Markham

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azwethinkweiz2012 - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
not funny.. not at all.. btw.. INCUBUS RULES!

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