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Song Parodies -> "Pardon Me (While I Burp)"

Original Song Title:

"Pardon Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Incubus

Parody Song Title:

"Pardon Me (While I Burp)"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Dyke & The Cinnamon Cowboys

The Lyrics

Pardon me while I burp...

A minute ago
I never thought I would be so thirsty
In need of serious carbonation, coke, or pepsi
But I guess that I drank too passionately
Cuz bubbles of gaseous air are rising up
Like it's an emergency

I shotgunned a bear
I needed to pee
But now it seems that
belching is a definite probability
To me

So pardon me while I burp
Into your face
It's bad enough, but what's worse
You'll smell what I can taste
So pardon me while I burp
Right into your face
Pardon me, Pardon me
My breath could light a flame

Two Sundays ago
I was having a lunch after brunch
When I felt all the food
Crawling back up my throat
I said I should just belch
Cuz lately I've had chronic indigestion
And it's blocking my connection to
The atmosphere of Planet Burp
Like cavities, toxcicities
And the perils of eating Chinese
And stinking so much differently

So pardon me while I burp
Into your face
It's bad enough, but what's worse
You'll smell what I can taste
So pardon me while I burp
Right into your face
Pardon me, Pardon me
Won't ever smell the same
Won't ever smell the same, yeah

(chorus)
http://www.mp3.com/drdyke

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azwethinkweiz2012 - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
not funny.. kinda disturbing:p(incubus rules)

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