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Song Parodies -> "Road Rage"

Original Song Title:

"Drive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Incubus

Parody Song Title:

"Road Rage"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Sometimes
I feel the rage build
I blare my horn so you hear
My cry
“Hey! Assh*le go to Hell!”
“How ‘bout you take that wheel
And shove it up your rear!”

I’m a sure swell guy until…
“This bastards in my lane!”
“Slowpoke! What’s your deal!”

I have no time
To deal with this guy
Stomp the gas and tires squeal

Whenever the siren rings
I’ll be there
“Sir put your hands upon the hood”
“Damn”

Whenever you hear a horn
I’ll be there
(That’s my dare)

When I drive
I glare the evil eye
Or I flip the bird and thrive

Well I’m
Not known to b*tch and whine
But bad words arrive
(Sh*t! F*ck! D*mn!!!!)

I drove like this before
Cause it’s the way I’m trained
Yes, My father liked to shout

But lately I’m
Beginning to find
That where I drive people are scared to route

Whenever it’s dark my brights
Will shine there
To cause you harm within your eyes
Yeah

I’ll make you apply your breaks
Be prepared
(Just be scared)

(Loud honking and swearing during the guitar solo)

When I cruise
“F*cker the road’s mine!”
You won’t stay alive

However I make you peeved
I’ll do it
I’ll ride your trunk and make you cry
Yeah

Your hot sports car just got keyed
Well, My bad
Well, My bad…

Bwa ha ha!
Bwa ha ha!
Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!

You moron!

Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!

Bwa ha ha!
Bwa ha ha!
Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!

You moron-on-on-on!!!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Kristof Robertson - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Perfect choice of OS, Matty....Incubus "music" gives me Song Rage! Dude, I think you better take up meditation or tai chi (that's tai CHI, not Tai KWAN-DO) or something...;-) 555
Jack Wilson - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I actually like the OS, and this was a great take on it. 5s
McKludge - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Never knew how many people despised Incubus until this latest contest. Remeber what George Carlin said. Everyone driving faster than you is an idiot, and everyone driving slower than you is an a**hole. 555
Tommy Turtle - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but good rant, and some real insight in the "father" reference. 555, but, uh, should you get your "breaks" relined (re-lined, so to speak), maybe into "brakes"?
Andria - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I live in a state with few freeways (South Dakota), so roadrage is something that I have primarily heard about and not experienced, although the size and appearance (but not 3" "ROTARY ENGINE" tailgate decals) of my 1974 Mazda Rotary Engine pickup can decieve people into thinking that it is a four-cylinder "puker", thus allowing me quicker access to an exit or business. DKTOS, but 555
Matthias - October 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof, Jack, McKuldge, Tommy, and Andria. Tommy... Ever get so angry at traffic you start spelling homophones? Well... Neither doo eye, butt that's my excuse if anybody asks.
Red Ant - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) One of my favorite Incubus songs. Great work, Matthias. "That where I drive people are scared to route" IMHO would be better as "That where I drive people avoid my route": route is a noun, not a verb. Nit pick aside, funny work here. 5s.
Matthias - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought route was one of those words that were both, but if Kristof can make Worry a noun, I can make route a non.
Matthias - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I mean a verb...
Rex - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) So that was you? Hey, it's not my fault -- they finally built enough lanes to handle the traffic then they took two away for HOV lanes, which are used by about nine cars daily.... This was excellent.
Agrimorfee - October 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Took the OS title and took it to another level. Creative fadeout. (using "But lately I'm beginning to find" verbatim is a risky move, however)
bobpiecheese - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Absolutely brilliant! One of your best, IMO.
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Route can be both to my understanding also. . .I agree with Bob--this was among your best parodies to date. . .certainly in the running for my 5 vote in this round. "Whenever you hear a horn I’ll be there (That’s my dare)". . .I guess you saw my "Dare" parody of this song coming.
Abbott Skelding - July 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice work! I love the OS and songs about road rage are always funny!
Blaydeman - July 23, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Oh, I'm so mad I wasn't around from this round! This was great! Really funny!
Max Power - July 23, 2011 - Report this comment
It does happens from time to time, often the drivers would lose it.
Mark Scotti - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) This "road' led to many laughs! And a quick stop at exit 555.
bobpiecheese - July 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
D-Mon - July 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) You don't have to spend any gas money to enjoy this ride! Great job!
Below Average Dave - July 28, 2011 - Report this comment
See above. . .

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