Song Parodies -> Road Rage
| Original Song Title: | "Drive" |
| Original Performer: | Incubus |
| Parody Song Title: | "Road Rage" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
Sometimes
I feel the rage build
I blare my horn so you hear
My cry
“Hey! Assh*le go to Hell!”
“How ‘bout you take that wheel
And shove it up your rear!”
I’m a sure swell guy until…
“This bastards in my lane!”
“Slowpoke! What’s your deal!”
I have no time
To deal with this guy
Stomp the gas and tires squeal
Whenever the siren rings
I’ll be there
“Sir put your hands upon the hood”
“Damn”
Whenever you hear a horn
I’ll be there
(That’s my dare)
When I drive
I glare the evil eye
Or I flip the bird and thrive
Well I’m
Not known to b*tch and whine
But bad words arrive
(Sh*t! F*ck! D*mn!!!!)
I drove like this before
Cause it’s the way I’m trained
Yes, My father liked to shout
But lately I’m
Beginning to find
That where I drive people are scared to route
Whenever it’s dark my brights
Will shine there
To cause you harm within your eyes
Yeah
I’ll make you apply your breaks
Be prepared
(Just be scared)
(Loud honking and swearing during the guitar solo)
When I cruise
“F*cker the road’s mine!”
You won’t stay alive
However I make you peeved
I’ll do it
I’ll ride your trunk and make you cry
Yeah
Your hot sports car just got keyed
Well, My bad
Well, My bad…
Bwa ha ha!
Bwa ha ha!
Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!
You moron!
Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!
Bwa ha ha!
Bwa ha ha!
Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!
You moron-on-on-on!!!
I feel the rage build
I blare my horn so you hear
My cry
“Hey! Assh*le go to Hell!”
“How ‘bout you take that wheel
And shove it up your rear!”
I’m a sure swell guy until…
“This bastards in my lane!”
“Slowpoke! What’s your deal!”
I have no time
To deal with this guy
Stomp the gas and tires squeal
Whenever the siren rings
I’ll be there
“Sir put your hands upon the hood”
“Damn”
Whenever you hear a horn
I’ll be there
(That’s my dare)
When I drive
I glare the evil eye
Or I flip the bird and thrive
Well I’m
Not known to b*tch and whine
But bad words arrive
(Sh*t! F*ck! D*mn!!!!)
I drove like this before
Cause it’s the way I’m trained
Yes, My father liked to shout
But lately I’m
Beginning to find
That where I drive people are scared to route
Whenever it’s dark my brights
Will shine there
To cause you harm within your eyes
Yeah
I’ll make you apply your breaks
Be prepared
(Just be scared)
(Loud honking and swearing during the guitar solo)
When I cruise
“F*cker the road’s mine!”
You won’t stay alive
However I make you peeved
I’ll do it
I’ll ride your trunk and make you cry
Yeah
Your hot sports car just got keyed
Well, My bad
Well, My bad…
Bwa ha ha!
Bwa ha ha!
Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!
You moron!
Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!
Bwa ha ha!
Bwa ha ha!
Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!
You moron-on-on-on!!!
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Perfect choice of OS, Matty....Incubus "music" gives me Song Rage! Dude, I think you better take up meditation or tai chi (that's tai CHI, not Tai KWAN-DO) or something...;-) 555
I actually like the OS, and this was a great take on it. 5s
Never knew how many people despised Incubus until this latest contest. Remeber what George Carlin said. Everyone driving faster than you is an idiot, and everyone driving slower than you is an a**hole. 555
DKTOS, but good rant, and some real insight in the "father" reference. 555, but, uh, should you get your "breaks" relined (re-lined, so to speak), maybe into "brakes"?
I live in a state with few freeways (South Dakota), so roadrage is something that I have primarily heard about and not experienced, although the size and appearance (but not 3" "ROTARY ENGINE" tailgate decals) of my 1974 Mazda Rotary Engine pickup can decieve people into thinking that it is a four-cylinder "puker", thus allowing me quicker access to an exit or business. DKTOS, but 555
Thanks Kristof, Jack, McKuldge, Tommy, and Andria. Tommy... Ever get so angry at traffic you start spelling homophones? Well... Neither doo eye, butt that's my excuse if anybody asks.
(Artistry) One of my favorite Incubus songs. Great work, Matthias. "That where I drive people are scared to route" IMHO would be better as "That where I drive people avoid my route": route is a noun, not a verb. Nit pick aside, funny work here. 5s.
I thought route was one of those words that were both, but if Kristof can make Worry a noun, I can make route a non.
I mean a verb...
(Artistry) So that was you? Hey, it's not my fault -- they finally built enough lanes to handle the traffic then they took two away for HOV lanes, which are used by about nine cars daily.... This was excellent.
(Artistry) Took the OS title and took it to another level. Creative fadeout. (using "But lately I'm beginning to find" verbatim is a risky move, however)
(Artistry) Absolutely brilliant! One of your best, IMO.
(Artistry) Route can be both to my understanding also. . .I agree with Bob--this was among your best parodies to date. . .certainly in the running for my 5 vote in this round. "Whenever you hear a horn I’ll be there (That’s my dare)". . .I guess you saw my "Dare" parody of this song coming.
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