Song Parodies -> The Warning Song

Original Song Title:

"Warning"

Original Performer:

Incubus

  
Parody Song Title:

"The Warning Song"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

Start the song, dude
Be so pretentious
Count the measures
Lyrics get stranger
Why's the song so freaking crappy?
Strum those guitars through all this thickness...yeah
Over and over and over...

It came without warning
I'm so glad that this band passed me by
This song is so boring
This I'll let this one pass me by

I protest that
This group outsells
(Well, much less than The Eagles)
Sounds like they learned their angst from Staind
Come on guys, let's see you hoedown!

How'd these schleppers make the millions?
Writing songs on these slow-core rhythms?

It came without warning
I'm so glad that this band had passed me by
This song is so boring (boring!)
Don't think I will give another try

Writing out this comic symphony
For a band that's called Incubus
Watch fans' tempers starting to boil
Now I've bitched, now watch vote scores fall down!

It came without warning
I'm so glad that this band had passed me by
This song is so boring (boring!)
Give this dumb band another try...
When pigs fly
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee. No explanation, no apologies! :P
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Matthias - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Very Red-Anty, Which isn't bad at all, but odd for your usual parodies. 5's
Kristof Robertson - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm with you, Agri...Incubus tunes are two words that contradict each other, IMHO. But a nice roast nonetheless. 555
Rick C - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS but, I like what you wrote. It does have sort of an Ant feel to it. 555
Red Ant - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Thanks Matthias and Rick for the compliments. Aggy, you slaughtered this one: excellent satire. "Sounds like they learned their angst from Staind": hahaha!. 5s
Rex - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) But how do you really feel about Incubus? Excellent writing as usual, but the image of Incubus performing a hoedown made my head explode. :-)
Matthias - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Original comment remains, I guess we all have a little ant in us. (That's also probably Adam Ant's pick-up line. "Hey baby. You look like you have a little ant in you.... Well not yet".)
bobpiecheese - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Aw, I like Incubus! Nice work anyways.
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Wow. . .you REALLY hate Incubus. . .I um, think that you are very good at expressing your opinion:)

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