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Song Parodies -> "Big Fun Chick"

Original Song Title:

"Ten Ton Brick"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hurt

Parody Song Title:

"Big Fun Chick"

Parody Written by:

Lee Lone

The Lyrics

Oh, my big fun chick
She is super thick
Hurting my bones, but I'm loving it
Cleans plates and bowls all dang day long
So in the night, love's extra strong, so...

Go ahead, and laugh at me!
Not like you thin chicks would date me!
So, go ahead, and laugh at me!
I found the one

Yeah, I found the one
Although, she eats so much
My groceries bought, soon there is none
But I'll buy more grub
'Cause of her big, big love
And I even tell her, "gain more weight!!!!!"

Her perch-like lips, they love to kiss
Especially after fried catfish, yeah
She don't choke on any bones
Except the one that makes me moan "oh!"

Go ahead, make fun of me!
It's a real good way that she is a freak, yeah!
My fat baby loves to "eat",
Me in a bun

Yeah, I found the one
Large pizza's make her gush
Gets her hot as hot I-tal-i-an
She loves me bunch
After a buffet lunch
And I always tell her, yeah, I tell her
"Gain more weight!!!!"

Love my big fun chick
Some might call it sick
She's like Miss Piggy and I'm Kermit, yeah
She's so fine, lose my mind
While her fat butt smothers me!

'Cause I've found the one
Her Hershey Kisses, yum!
I have been caught in her rolls of fun
Yeah, I've found the one
I think I heard a crunch
Oh, but still I'm saying, yes, I'm saying
"Gain more weight!!!!!"

When she moves....
Top... of... me
She moves....
Moves... me...
Oh, soo wee!!!!

Stuffing, endless stuffing
Caught up with us in the end
Just tonight, had beans
And then, she broke wind
Now, I'm chokin'
Need a little slack, but
Quaking, she is heaving
While she's at the other end
I think my limbs have lost all feeling
Guess I couldn't take the strain...

Oh, dear, I cannot MOVE!!!!!

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AFW - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Top job...altho' FFF(Female funny fat) parodies don't always connect too well, here...Bashed some out, myself...a time or two...
Lee - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow! AFW commented on my first parody! That is a big honor....thank you so much! =) Hopefully, I can keep writing and possibly, making decent parodies on here.
Phil N - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
She's once, twice, three times a lady. 555 lbs
Lee - April 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Hehe. Thank you Phil. Really appreciate it.

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