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Song Parodies -> "(Particles) Collide"

Original Song Title:

"Collide"

Original Performer:

Howie Day

Parody Song Title:

"(Particles) Collide"

Parody Written by:

Luminous Veil

The Lyrics

The rhyming scheme isn't perfect, but it's pretty good. Some technical information, CERN is the big particle accelerator laboratory they have between the France and Switzerland border. So far they haven't actually found the Higg's boson, so my lyrics are a little off concerning that.
The atom's breaking
An ion's streaming through
In CERN they're making
Bits of matter they call mu

How fast they all go
The vacuum tubes glow
I hope that bosons named by Higgs
Shows up again

Even the neutrons break sometimes
Even the gluons cease to bind
When the electron-volt's too high
At CERN you'll find
Particles collide

Accelerator
That's pushing radiation
I'm scare to know how fast the particles collide

Even the neutrons breaks sometimes
Even the quarks will start to shine
Speed that they travel stops the time
At CERN I find
Particles collide

Can't stop here
The particles
Are fast as light

Even the neutrons break sometimes
Even the gluons cease to bind
When the electron-volt's too high
At CERN you'll find
Particles collide

At CERN you'll find
Particles collide
At CERN you'll find
Particles collide

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TJC - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Perfect OS choice! CERNtainly you`ve jacked up this great informational parody to 555 MEV (that`s probably too low, eh?).

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